#burgalar

[unknownerroroyabun-blog]

Story Time

I remember when I was in a skype call with my friends and some guy tried to break into my house. (My computer used to be in the living room, and I could see the front door, but the people there couldn’t see me.) I was talking with them and one of them said, “Who tf is that man at the door?”(They were joking) and I turned around and some neckbeard ginger was looking through the front door with a crowbar. He left to the backside of the house and I scared the shit out of him by licking a knife. THE FUCKING ACCURACY OF MY FRIEND

[missypapageorge]

#robblerobble #elfontheshelf #robble-rrr #burgalar #hamburglar hammlamma #mcdonalds #drivethru #supersizeit

[mydroringz]

raccoon is trying to be adam ant 

M~

[futuregrooves]

Burgalar - Dimension

Footwork-compatible bass cut from this UK producer.

[a-perfect-blog-just-blog]

I swear i just Heard the microwave now I'm convinced there's a burgalar making pizza rolls in the process of taking my shit

[thenakedbulletin]

I debated for a really long time about putting this up. A lot longer than I should have. But how could I resist? This is...well..it's EXACTLY how you rob a place right? Step 1: Look into glass to ensure camera gets a perfect view of who you are and what you dare to wear in public. Step 2: Now move out of camera view and put the sweaty ladies pantie hose that your wife gave you (P.S. Sweaty pantie hose is the only type that robbers wear because they know they work, true facts). Step 3: Throw rock at window. Break window. Step 4: The finale, get scared, pee your pants and trip while you bumble away like an idiot without actually taking anything. A+ robbery. You people better take notice. The man with the basketball in his pants might just come to your house next. 

-J. Wood