Jun 1, 2025
management wanted us to make a pride month post even though our existence as a collective partially revolves around homosexual activites but when i pointed that out they were like "no you dont understand we need to partake in rainbow capitalism" and then when i asked what part of burgerror is capitalist they said "stack paper get bitches" and then i was like "???? go off i guess" and they were like "yeah" and proceded to gamble 50% of company stock on secretariat (spoiler: that horse is DEAD)
anyways what was the point of this. oh right happy pride month go make out with a trans person idk