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The Burgerror. We love it. It defines us. It leads us. We love the Burgerror and the Burgerror loves us.

everyone hold onto your bushes. The burgerror cinematic universe has continued to rapidly expand across all forms of media and entertainment. Given this, the burgvengers have had a rapid increase in burger related crime. To counter this, we have recruited a team of professional vegans to provide insight on the matter and hopefully come to a solution

"the king watching me pull out my fat fucking pendulous nuts in the court after declaring 'let them hang'"

#burgerror #real #gay #real and true #nuts #king #royalty #jester

here at the Burg "Freak Shit" Error Labs (named after Burg Error, who's most fervent wish was to get his face sat on by an elephant (guess how he died)), we have been experimenting with the human genome to not only create new genders for trans people to adopt, but also new sexes entirely. that's right baby. we invented sexes with your mother and your father and with this thing i found oh oh noughhh fuck im dying please help im being poisoned by the CIA they dont want you

#spoiler: dysentery #curse you stan smoth from american dad #gender #yeah

Call me the numerator, because I always stay on top

New version of me daily, like I’m the Fortnite item shop

I must be a pirate, how I’m focused on the booty

I got Black Ops, but I don’t even play call of duty

I’m like Chica, because you know I’m always right

I’m no animatronic, but I do be getting quirky at night

(Not my bit, I wish I was this creative)

#burgerror #real #gay #real and true #numerator #fortnite #pirate #black ops #call of duty #fnaf chica #animatronics #fnaf

"a gun in the hand is worth 17 cameras in the sock"

realizing that all verbal abuse i have been directing at my friends while gaming has been directed towards the lgbtq people in call. its ok tho they kinda like it

#i drop truth nuke but funny #they laugh i think #i feel bad but then i remember they get off to this so i be like “wow this makes me more agressive”#i think they call this excessive testosterone #that or i have high blood pressure and i'm going to die of a heart attack in 25 years

The Call Of The Void

Apparently the urge to randomly jump off of high places is very common and called "the call of the void" and personally i just think that thats metal as shit

Jorking it in the vc

Sometimes I wonder who decided to look at their middle finger and be the first person to think... "yeah this shits a FIRE insult." I then proceed with nothing but respect for this level of ingenuity and innovation

#burgerror #real and true