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Quark & Blade Present: Buried! WWE RAW (4/23/12)

Quark & Blade Present: Buried! WWE RAW (4/23/12)

Blade Excuse me…. EXCUSE ME! I would like to present my first burial! The Velociraptor, I mean cougar…. Vickie Guerrero! I could take the obvious low road and comment on her voice or her weight. But I’m above that kind of bashing. I’m burying her for being the WWE’s “Town Whore.” After Eddie died, she still hung around. I guess WWE decided “let’s just pimp her out to any wrestler who needs a…

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Buried! WWE RAW (3/25/13)

Buried! WWE RAW (3/25/13) @QuarkMTR

Let’s get ready to bury! After last week’s complete dog shit episode of RAW, the WWE better redeem themselves. If not, I fear the Buried! Boys will have to dig up Paul Bearer’s body and crucify him. (But once again, no disrespect!)   Speaking of Paul, the bunch of pansy, diaper wearing pussies who think that CM Punk mocking Mr. Bearer is a bad idea need to grow up. They sit here and say that the…

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Buried! Hell in a Cell [2012]

Buried! Hell in a Cell [2012]

WWE’s Hell in a Cell was this past Sunday, and that’s the perfect way to describe the tension here at Buried! Hell! This whole lawsuit that is going on has gotten completely out of hand. At first, I was OK with making Quack my client, but after seeing how he blatantly plagiarized Blade, I’ve changed my tune. However, Quack and Quarkenstein are still contractually obligated to write for Buried!…

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Buried! RAW 10/24/16 - Spotlight Mick Foley

Buried! RAW 10/24/16 – Spotlight Mick Foley

  I just can’t quit you Buried! I hate RAW so much. It’s so bad…It has reached the point of unwatchable status. SmackDown Live doesn’t just beat it out in the ratings, it wipes it’s ass with them. It’s telling when James Ellsworth, a man on SmackDown with no chin, can outsell the merchandise of Goldberg, a man who kicked Brett Hart in the chin so hard that his dick no longer works. And that’s not…

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The End of Buried! A History of Greatness

The End of Buried! A History of Greatness

Buried City, Earth — RAGE Works has suspended Buried! indefinitely, effective immediately, for its first and last violation of the company’s talent wellness policy. Blame SummerSlam 2016 After my deliberation, and realizing that the WWE is beyond fucked after that horrendous SummerSlam, I’ve decided to call it quits. Maybe it’s the disgusting Universal Title, Finn Balor and Sasha Banks getting…

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Buried! RAW (8/1/16) & SmackDown Live (8/2/16)

Buried! RAW (8/1/16) & SmackDown Live (8/2/16)

Wrestling is my purgatory. Quark gets a full-time job, gets home at 5 o’clock, yet still, has to spend a majority of the rest of his day devoted to wrestling. I can’t escape it, but I sure as hell can bury it. SmackDown Vs. RAW I respect the brand split, but some of the shit they’re doing bothers me. RAW is obviously the flagship show, so obviously, they have to make a UNIVERSAL title on…

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Super Buried! Final Deletion, UFC 200, RAW 7/11/16

Super Buried! Final Deletion, UFC 200, RAW 7/11/16

This here is a super-sized edition of Buried! featuring not one, not two, but three scripted sporting events! Enjoy the wild ride that is Super Buried! I haven’t watched Impact in years. I think the last time I watched it was when Austin Aries revealed himself to be Suicide. I’ve never been a fan of the product, but after tonight, I think I may have been won over. (Despite its shoddy production…

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