#burn!!!!!

[bardstardish]

who the fuck ships brothers and sisters together who the fuck ships siblings together who the fuck ships family together who the fuck does that why the mother fucking hell would you do something like that why the fuck are you so gross what the fuck happened to you why the fuck are you so god fucking damn pathetic go eat shit holy fuck

[presdestigatto]

love your username made me laugh in this terrible race

HAHA THANK YOU!!

full disclosure i dont speak italian, so i originally used gato instead of gatto and realised my mistake after i checked google translate 🫡 luckily twas pretty early and no one saw 🙏

[blurrycow]

9 and 17 <3

What’s a smell that reminds you of home?

Oh, I don’t even know what it’s called. But in lower el I had this teacher- Ms Dena- and she gave the BEST hugs, and she always smelled like lavender

Also, I’m weird and I like the smell of a clean dishwasher and also clean laundry. My brother has walked in on me sniffing the plates more than once

What is something you own that is important to you? What makes it so important?

This napkin from the White Swan Hotel in China that’s like my baby blanket, I got it when we went to adopt my brother (I was three) and my mom noticed that I really liked the napkins so she just… stole a couple lol

[jeonjandkook]

theyre all sweating so much and theyve only sung three songs im screaming, Welcome To Hell

[tweety192]

theoriginalgreaserbob delaxseoul I can't reblog that! My eyes burn!!!!

[silkshirtlesbian]

astridjoness said: be ashamed of ur kink

tbh... your kink is much worse

[lize11]

Story Time With Liz 2

Hello fellow lemurs!!! welcome to another episode of Story Time With Liz.

Today I will tell you about the gruesome murder of my buggy enemy. Our story begins last night around 9:00 pm. I go into the kitchen and there is this big, huge, nasty roach on the counter. I calmly put down my bottle of ranch and took my eyes off it for a second and when I looked back the roach was gone. So this morning I am looking around the kitchen saying to myself "yea roach you better hide cause when I find you, you will die a most gruesome death that no has ever seen before."  I come home from school and I still didn't see this demon roach. Some time later I go into the living room I see this roach that the devil has sent from the pits of hell. I scream like a wild llama and run and hide and quiver in fear in my room. I calmly and bravely get a shoe from my room and the death match begins. With my ninja skill I sneak up on the roach and hit it with my blade of death and destruction shoe. I thought I killed it but this spawn of satan has mutated and flew to the other wall. The battle goes on for days a few minutes but finally I knock the demon roach on the floor and begin to smash my opponent to death. The battle has ended and I have came out victorious. I then proceed to go to the shower and wash off the blood of my enemy throw the roach in the trash.

This has been Story Time With Liz. Remember blood it a bitch of a stain to get out so use a handkerchief like a classy bitch when killing your enemy