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I mean the Metalocalypse boys have technically killed people soo....

.....you’re absolutely correct😳🤔

Billy, you are a very stinky creacher. You go and be feral, you little bastard

Billy rakes his uneven nails against his scalp. Scratching vigorously and grunting.

One can jokingly assume that he has lice. They're probably right, unfortunately.

Stardew Valley is a banger of a game. Which got me thinking, FFXV Stardew Valley Au. Noctis is definitely a fisherman, Prompto is mostly an animal farmer, Ignis is a chef who owns his own wine cellar and exports most of the towns wine and Gladio is part of the monster hunter guild and barely does any actual farming (Iris probs does most of it). Gladio and Noctis are hardly farmers, Ignis does some but mostly a chef and Prompto is the actual farmer here

:O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES PLEASE THIS AU IS FABULOUS

Noctis has a riverland farm map, prompto has standard -- Ignis also has standard but i wanna say he a hilltop map just because i feel like he would also capitalize on the gemstones and extra materials (he and robin are super cool). For Gladio i'm between the forest map and wilderness map because fighting but also foraging, he's real good at both so? and I think iris would enjoy foraging as well so I'm gonna go with forest.

Noctis and Ignis automated their farms asap so they could focus on the finer things in life. prompto is a big ol softie so his farm has a gooooood amount of grass to upkeep the animals, and he does grow crops but only to get money to better care for his animals. Like you said, Gladio pretty much lets Iris take care of the farm but he does do the more intensive stuff, ie plowing the fields and building the heftier things.

They all have themselves pretty well established, and they're all good friends... and then you move in, the newest farmer. i can imagine you can like, go to their farms and get advice from them (and romance them) and stuff like that, in classic sdv fashion.

if you reach 8 hearts with all of them and are still single, there's a chance they'll ask for an ot4+1 setup

#admin note #asks #burning-zombie #sdv au #this is so perfect thank you #just imagining it.... heart eyes