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i dont even know what youre saying no to, but i am a sad panda now
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no
i dont even know what youre saying no to, but i am a sad panda now
But also Skyelance, 4 (because I'm Skyelance Trash)
so the prompt is "i work nights and you have an 8am class, so we always end up running into each other at the campus coffee shop." buuuut im kind of twisting it you'll see.
There's a cup of coffee waiting for her when she gets off her night shift, something she would have been thankful for had it not been for the person who was standing there holding the coffee cup out to her like some sort of grand offering.
"I'm not sleeping with you just because you brought me coffee," she tells him, before accepting the drink.
She hopes the sound she makes when she drinks it isn't too orgasmic, because she would really rather not have that turn into fuel for his weird fantasies.
"So what do you want, assuming it's not sex."
"Maybe I just wanted to see you," he offers, having the nerve to look mock offended.
Skye rolls her eyes at that, "I look like shit and I haven't slept in twenty-four hours, I know you're not just here for my beautiful face."
Though whatever he's there for he never ends up saying, just offers her a ride home (or back to his place) and one of those signature Lance Hunter smiles.
"Don't you have better things to be doing," she asks, but accepts the ride nevertheless, "like running a yoga studio."
(Cheating with 4) Jess, Jaz, Selene and Mikal
wait but i'm jess
Who are three tumblr users that you associate me with?
"So, you having any luck studying for that midterm?"
Glaring at her friend Skye tilted the shot glass back, grimacing at the taste of the alcohol. "Yep," she replied dryly, pouring another shot. "I am getting down with the forefathers right now."
Jemma raised her eyebrow, grabbing the shot glass before Skye could. "You call this studying?"
"Mmm.. I do some of my best political theorizing with a stomach full of vodka. You'd think after two years of being my roommate you would know this."
"Two years of being your roommate have taught me two things: you are going to have a terrible hangover and regret this tomorrow, and that no actual studying gets done when there's alcohol in your system."
Skye shot Jemma another glare her eyes narrowing as she held up the book in her hand. "you're a kill joy."
Skye shook her head, tossing the shot in her hand back. "A kill joy willing to drink with you."
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Skyelance + amusement park AU
okay since this exists in the background of the ws adventureland au here we go
lance "owns" the amusement park, or well, he got half of it in the divorce, and affectionately calls the place "the only woman that'll ever love him" while he's drunk
yes, the amusement park is a woman, because "you ride it"
skye tried to point out to him that that made no sense, but he was drunk and she was high and neither of them were making too much sense. she blames the brownies for that one.
skey's gotten a job there every summer, because its only open in the summer, and also because it pays semi-decent
but semi-decent she means minimum wage, but isnt mcdonalds so thats a plus
she loses her virginity to him on one of those abandoned bumper cars in the back lot. she then brags about this while high to jemma, who is grossed out by all of this (and also coincidentally a virgin)
they have this weird off again on again relationship that like only exists during the summer, but he'd like it to exist some other times. and confesses as much one night when they're both a bit too sober.
it scares skye to think that for a second she almost says she'd be down for that.
this is just supposed to be some summer thing after all.
give me a paring + an au setting and I'll tell you all the headcanons I've made about that
Q,X,Y
okay i answered q and yeahh
X:3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms.
okay but i listed otps before the struggle
now im gonna some up with 3 different ships that i didnt already mention
skimmons from aos
kiliel from the hobbit
annnnnnd im recently hoping on the cartinelli board for agent carter
Y:A fandom you’re in but have no ships from.
like in is a very fucking loose word
but like shows i watch without shipping other than the stuff presented as canon on the show are:
arrow, the flash, brookyln 99, and parks & rec
Skimmons, ride the same bus every day
"Is it weird that I know which stop is hers, exactly what time she takes the bus each day, and plan my schedule accordingly?"
"Slightly is not the word I would use for it."
"Who knows, maybe she'd be flattered? It would show that I'm observant or-"
"Or maybe you could just not mention that when you try talking to her?"