#burnlikeice

[saurons]

burnlikeice reblogged your post: i give up with tumblr im gonna go play assassins...

Youre going to come online soon and be like I CANT CAUSE I DIED 89134632453267 times then Im going to laugh.

i got distracted by ashley katchadoorian and mY HAND JOBS ARE NOT SECOND RATE

[saurons]

hey monika have you seen the tag ive been making for you

[saurons]

Dear Best Friend

i love you. im in best friend love with you. youre just amazing and you put up with all my shit, you put up with me not contacting you for days - weeks, even - and i feel so guilty for it but i know that youre gonna forgive me. you always do. and i love your little quirks, like how you pronounce certain words and how you have seven smiles: one when youre really smiling, one when someones an idiot, one when youre faking it, one when you feel uncomfortable, one when youre making fun of yourself, one when youre making fun of other people, and one when youre talking about your weird fucking dog.

[lionyxio]

burnlikeice replied to your post

Put the beer away it’s icky

this is many things but it is not beer god beer is gross 

[rosekicks]

Monika or OTP I'm not picky since that is my name ;) heheheh

M: What is your sexual orientation?

Straight :)

O: Who are you crushing on right now?

Hehehhe… This guy who I may or may not be going out with. He asked me out while I was drunk, though so I don’t know if it counts, but… Ooh he’s rather adorable. And funny. And nice. And smart. Just… *sigh*

N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with

Funny

Nice

Taller than me

They don’t mock me for my nerdiness

They’re good looking (though that isn’t really too important)

I: 5 turn ons

A guy being able to make me laugh

Confidence

Great hair

Grabbing my waist

Neck kisses

K: What’s the biggest lie you have ever told?

Umm… One time when I was jumping on my dad’s bed I broke it (I was a little fat) and I didn’t tell anyone and my dad still thinks it was him who broke it…

A: Are you a virgin?

Yeah and I’m proud of it :)

O: ^see above^

T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?

White with blue hearts on them lol

P: Who is your bestfriend?

I have 2, Orla and Kiran. Orla I’ve known for the majority of my life and is kinda like surrogate family and Kiran also feels like family, but I’ve only known her for 5 years or so

[rosekicks]

No you numpty it was for the spell your name in my ask and ill answer questions meme *face desk*

Oooooh.

Ask again and I shall trololol

[rosekicks]

MONIKA. OTP. I dont even care which one you use! :P <3

LOL! I will use both because I am so amazing and creative

[lionyxio]

Monika: Queen of Wrong Opinions?

Scientists are truly baffled. Leading expert in the field, dr. Rory Stratton, says; "we tried to pay attention to the studies but she was too dang beautiful. Somehow she doesn't believe it?? We don't... We just don't get it. I'm sorry, science: we have failed you."