#burnt's polls

[burntcrumpets]

if an octopus had a mustache would it count as armpit hair

yes it would

no it wouldnt

nuance/im bald

Voting ended onAug 11

[burntcrumpets]

evil pinned post !!

last updated: aug. 13 '26

divider by @sisterlucifergraphics

>> look at my awesome strawpage boy <<

i also have a flight rising clan!

im a minor dont be weird

please don't ask me to donate or tag me in donation chains i dont have any fucking money !!

i am hypermobile and most likely have ehlers danlos syndrome (have to get bloodwork scheduled, but theres a real high chance i have eds of some sort)

i use a cane and consider myself physically disabled. dont argue w me about this i do not have the patience for that bullshit thanks

i'm neptunic, aegosexual, trans, nonbinary, and gendersylph! might also be on the aro spec idk...

i have autism, depression, ADHD, anxiety, and misophonia. i do not owe you proof on this

for short, i go by burnt or sometimes crumpets online, i'd prefer you ask before calling me something else :} thank you!!

no set dni, but i block freely

i use:

they/them/theirs/themself

it/its/itself

bug/bugs/bugself

possum/possums/possumself

dirt/dirts/dirtself

moss/mosses/mosself

teeth/teeths/teethself

zey/zem/zeirs/zemself

xe/xim/xis/ximself

poison/poisons/poisonself

bone/bones/boneself

rot/rots/rotself

blood/bloods/bloodself

dont use she/her for me or i will kill you with my big and powerful gun

my evil fandoms:

hollow knight / silksong

cult of the lamb

the locked tomb

the murderbot diaries

the cemeteries of amalo

star trek (especially ds9 + garashir)

warriors

watership down

green day

they might be giants

mcr (especially danger days)

hades

tf2

due south

+a bunch of other random stuff!!

current hyperfixation:

team fortress two

blorbo list!!

- leshy

- garak + julian

- secunit

- zagreus + thanatos

- little ghost

- party poison + fun ghoul

- my stupid ocs nobody else cares about but me

- spock

- nux

- bender

- thara + hanu

- scout + sniper

- benton fraser

my tags:

#burnt yaps : my personal ramblings

#gigahouse : my posts hashtag myposts

#burntart : my art :3

#burnt's polls : my stupid idiot polls

#The Note™️ : stuff from the note (i chronicle stupid and entertaining interactions i have in there)

#the dirtman cult : my irl friends :D

#burnt.txt : textposts

#burntmoots : my moots!!

#burnt's peer reviewed shitposts : things i think with my brain that i send to my friends as a test audience because i am Awful

#my stupid ocs nobody cares about but me : oc stuff basically. ive relegated most of it to @burnts-oc-posts tho cause i didnt want my mutuals to be swamped w my stupid bullshit

misc notes:

i LOVE getting asks so please send me some if you'd like to :3

-this blog is anti ai, anti ice, and anti fascist

-although i am an artist, and do post my art, i am NOT up for commission, please dont ask me

-@archivist-17 is my sibling :p also they have an awesome tf2 rp blog go check it out !!! -> @extra-dimensional-engie

-im never leaving this fuckass webbed site if i deactivate i didnt leave i got hunted for sport. avenge me if you must

-i love being tagged in posts!! if u think i'd like a post pls feel free to tag me :3

-if i spamlike you i probably just forgot i was looking at your blog and thought it was my dash. unless youre my mutual if youre my mutual im 100% doing it on purpose. bc i love you /plat

-i make userboxes sometimes and will take requests!! feel free to ask :}

i WILL block people who:

- send me nsfw content/say nsfw things on my posts

- say racist / sexist / homophobic / transphobic / ableist / anti-furry/therian / otherwise discriminatory things on my posts

- are unnecessarily unkind to me or other people on my posts

my sideblogs #mysideblogs:

@q-offical - officalverse blog i havent used in ummm forever. yyup

@crafter-of-silk - silksong oc rp blog !!

@druid-of-the-glade - funky druid half-oc blog

@z0n3-r4g3r - killjoy oc rp blog !!

@bug-counter - gimmick blog

@smallestcaps - gimmick blog

@burnts-oc-posts - my stupid oc bullshit

@the-red-botanist - tf2 oc rp blog!!!

my awesome mutuals:

elljayvee

rosatheoreo

chaos-triangle

science-demon

timmy-tuffknuckles

givemeallthesaintquartz

archivist-17

veecheeze1-1

sugrrblade11

vymp1r3-bl00d

swagtastic-bastard

atx-is-forever

flowersdontgrowl

wingsstilldontwork

queen-of-sapphics

koiagain

+ anyone else i forgot if i forgor you im sososorry

thank you for coming to my evil ted talk

now behold my field of userboxes and weep at their multitude

[burntcrumpets]

which will you enter

mario bathroom

luigi bathroom

evil waluigi bathroom

Voting ended onJun 22

[burntcrumpets]

im getting a haircut in a bit do we think ill be chopped

life or chopped for dry burnt

chopped

youll live

Voting ended onJul 11

[burntcrumpets]

follow up to this poll

which will you enter

waluigi bathroom

wario bathroom

bowser bathroom

Voting ended onJun 28

[burntcrumpets]

okayy im doing so much ocposting. wait

should i make yet another sideblog

yes (for main oc)

yes (for tf2 oc)

no!!!! you have so many

nuance / bald extract

Voting ended onJun 22

reblog my post for a bigger sample size. you know you want to

[burntcrumpets]

we're having an argument about the difference between timers and alarms its the 3 people with adhd versus my neurotypical father im pretty sure he thinks we're insane. so tell me tumblr ,,

are timers and alarms different creatures

yea

no

nuance/i'm bald

Voting ended onApr 16

[burntcrumpets]

ouughh should i make yet another rp blog

,,.,,

YES!! (for killjoy oc)

YES!! (for star trek oc)

NO !!!

Voting ended onMar 20