#1 scout apologist

they/zem/it/neos currently going insane about tf2 resident speedingbullet devotee

[burntcrumpets]

evil pinned post !!

last updated: jul. 20 '26

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>> look at my awesome strawpage boy <<

im a minor dont be weird

please don't ask me to donate or tag me in donation chains i dont have any fucking money !!

i am hypermobile and most likely have ehlers danlos syndrome (have to get bloodwork scheduled, but theres a real high chance i have eds of some sort)

i use a cane and consider myself physically disabled. dont argue w me about this i do not have the patience for that bullshit thanks

i'm neptunic, aegosexual, trans, nonbinary, and gendersylph! might also be on the aro spec idk...

i have autism, depression, ADHD, anxiety, and misophonia. i do not owe you proof on this

for short, i go by burnt or sometimes crumpets online, i'd prefer you ask before calling me something else :} thank you!!

no set dni, but i block freely

i use:

they/them/theirs/themself

it/its/itself

bug/bugs/bugself

possum/possums/possumself

dirt/dirts/dirtself

moss/mosses/mosself

teeth/teeths/teethself

zey/zem/zeirs/zemself

xe/xim/xis/ximself

poison/poisons/poisonself

dont use she/her for me or i will kill you with my big and powerful gun

my evil fandoms:

hollow knight / silksong

cult of the lamb

the locked tomb

the murderbot diaries

the cemeteries of amalo

star trek (especially ds9 + garashir)

warriors

watership down

green day

they might be giants

mcr (especially danger days)

hades

tf2

+a bunch of other random stuff!!

current hyperfixation:

team fortress two

blorbo list!!

- leshy

- garak + julian

- secunit

- zagreus + thanatos

- asterius

- little ghost

- party poison + fun ghoul

- my stupid ocs nobody else cares about but me

- spock

- nux

- bender

- thara + hanu

- scout + sniper

my tags:

#burnt yaps : my personal ramblings

#gigahouse : my posts hashtag myposts

#burntart : my art :3

#burnt's polls : my stupid idiot polls

#The Note™️ : stuff from the note (i chronicle stupid and entertaining interactions i have in there)

#the dirtman cult : my irl friends :D

#burnt.txt : textposts

#burntmoots : my moots!!

#burnt's peer reviewed shitposts : things i think with my brain that i send to my friends as a test audience because i am Awful

#my stupid ocs nobody cares about but me : oc stuff basically. ive relegated most of it to @burnts-oc-posts tho cause i didnt want my mutuals to be swamped w my stupid bullshit

misc notes:

i LOVE getting asks so please send me some if you'd like to :3

-this blog is anti ai, anti ice, and anti fascist

-although i am an artist, and do post my art, i am NOT up for commission, please dont ask me

-@archivist-17 is my sibling :p also they have an awesome tf2 rp blog go check it out !!! -> @extra-dimensional-engie

-im never leaving this fuckass webbed site if i deactivate i didnt leave i got hunted for sport. avenge me if you must

-i love being tagged in posts!! if u think i'd like a post pls feel free to tag me :3

-if i spamlike you i probably just forgot i was looking at your blog and thought it was my dash. unless youre my mutual if youre my mutual im 100% doing it on purpose. bc i love you /plat

-i make userboxes sometimes and will take requests!! feel free to ask :}

i WILL block people who:

- send me nsfw content/say nsfw things on my posts

- say racist / sexist / homophobic / transphobic / ableist / anti-furry/therian / otherwise discriminatory things on my posts

- are unnecessarily unkind to me or other people on my posts

my sideblogs #mysideblogs:

@q-offical - officalverse blog i havent used in ummm forever. yyup

@crafter-of-silk - silksong oc rp blog !!

@druid-of-the-glade - funky druid half-oc blog

@z0n3-r4g3r - killjoy oc rp blog !!

@bug-counter - gimmick blog

@smallestcaps - gimmick blog

@burnts-oc-posts - my stupid oc bullshit

@the-red-botanist - tf2 oc rp blog!!!

my awesome mutuals:

elljayvee

rosatheoreo

chaos-triangle

science-demon

timmy-tuffknuckles

givemeallthesaintquartz

archivist-17

veecheeze1-1

sugrrblade11

vymp1r3-bl00d

+ anyone else i forgot if i forgor you im sososorry

thank you for coming to my evil ted talk

now behold my field of userboxes and weep at their multitude

[burntcrumpets]

scout and sniper collages i made out of cans!!

progress photos under the cut

[burntcrumpets]

added hangers so i can put them up !!

[autistobrat]

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

[kitty-kat-kal]

me at all times

[rosatheoreo]

When I first heard of the Zephyr ghoul from Ghost this is all I could think of

but green for some reason? Like this:

cause it sounds just like зефир which I think is the same word in a bunch of slavic languages for this marshamallow like treat

[tenderwatches]

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

[burntcrumpets]

scout and sniper collages i made out of cans!!

progress photos under the cut

[vymp1r3-bl00d]

eugh

[juniper-ish]

[burntcrumpets]

me when im a middle aged italian man

@ruthytwoshakes

[ruthytwoshakes]

OH MY GODDDDDD HI GLIDERS!!!!!!!!! Ohhhh this is SO GOOD THANK YOU!!

[burntcrumpets]

my friend's at the same camp as me this week letsgo !! we're going to be so stupid

[homkamiro]

People in the ask box started notifying me about this guy that reposts my art without credit + leaving very sketchy links in the posts, report them for copyright infringement (maybe for spam since they are spamming this link? But I can't open it so Idk. Better copyright)

[homkamiro]

Update there are multiple of them?? Anyway this one can get reported too I personally don't give a shit about reposting I am worried about the links

[homkamiro]

me ultimate hc that sniper can perfectly mimick animal sounds (bird whistling for example helped him attract predators back when he was a hunter!!)

[oohhyeahmrcrabs]

LET HIM COOK!!!!

btw i'm sorry if it stoopid

[t4r1tah0rn1]

FOUND A WAY TO MAKE SFMs WITH MY BROKEN PC!!!!!!

FIRST RENDER I DID AFTER MY PC'S DEATH!!!!! (I am very proud of this one, even if it's very simple)

I am so happy I can make my renders and use my PC!

[oohhyeahmrcrabs]

Bro is anxious as F-

(he lost his necklace)

[slimsnipes]

mercenary holidays ❅

[the-sacred-now]

I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔

[the-sacred-now]

Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep

[the-sacred-now]

Uh oh

Is what she said when I immediately reached for my phone and opened Tumblr instead of responding

[the-sacred-now]

@everything-you-feel-is-real I know by tumblr tradition that I'm to say "impossible, my posts never blow up like that," or "please don't do this to me."

But I feel in my bones that you are right. If this is to be my wife's moment of glory, I am willing to suffer notification overload, that the world may know she is funny. #MyFunnyWife

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🐴 @the-sacred-now

I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔

🐴 @the-sacred-now

Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep

🐴 @the-sacred-now

Uh oh

Is what she said when I immediately reached for my phone and opened Tumblr instead of responding

🐴 @the-sacred-now

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@everything-you-feel-is-real I know by tumblr tradition that I'm to say "impossible, my posts never blow up like that," or "please don't do this to me."

But I feel in my bones that you are right. If this is to be my wife's moment of glory, I am willing to suffer notification overload, that the world may know she is funny. #MyFunnyWife

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