1. last beverage: hard cider
2. last phone call: my best friend bobby
3. last text message: received? "THATS SOO CUTE" in response to a picture of my little sister's opossum
4. last song you listened to: in memoriam in advance - from first to last
5. last time you cried: like half an hour ago over abed nadir and troy barnes
6. dated someone twice: no
7. been cheated on: no
8. kissed someone & regretted it: yes
9. lost someone special: yes
10. been depressed: yes
11. been drunk and threw up: lmao yes
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: green, gray, blue
IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend: lots
16. Fallen out of love: no
17. Laughed until you cried: yeah
18. Met someone who changed you: aisu i think changed me in that i'm not as scared to be who i am
19. Found out who your true friends are: i've never had issues with "fake friends", it's a totally foreign concept to me
20. Found out someone was talking about you: yes
21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend’s list: no
22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: most of them
24. Do you have any pets? 2 cats and, recently, a short-tailed opossum
25. Do you want to change your name: not necessary anymore
26. What did you do for your last birthday: family dinner, nap, forced friends to watch dane dehaan movies
27. What time did you wake up today: 6am
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: top surgery/hanging with aisu in florida
30. Last time you saw your mother: when i went upstairs to see about dinner
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?: it'd be grand if i was independently wealthy and didn't have to work a physically demanding job for minimum wage
32. What are you listening to right now?: nothing
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?: yes
34. What’s getting on your nerves right now: what isn't
35. Most visited webpage: tumblr
36. Blood type: no idea
37. Nickname: none really. sometimes people call me maximilian.
38. Relationship Status: aro-ace
39. Zodiac sign: cancer
40. Pronouns: they/them
41. Elementary: great times
42. High School: last responsibility-free years of my life. was grand.
43. College: got an associates degree and stopped
44. Hair color: dark brown, dyed.
45. Long or short: that is subjective.
46. Height: 5’4”
47. Do you have a crush on someone: aromantic
48. What do you like about yourself?: not much
50. Tattoos: afraid of commitment
51. Righty or lefty: righty
52. First Surgery: wisdom teeth?
53. First piercing: ears
54. First best friend: michelle
55. First sport you joined: none bc fuck that
56. First vacation: pagan spirit gathering 1993. i was 2 months old.
58. First pair of trainers: ?? probably something from salvation army. we couldn't afford shoes when i was a kid.
59. Eating: nothing
60. Drinking: water
61. I’m about to: watch another episode of community and go to bed
62. Listening to?: nothing
63. Waiting for: payday
64. Want kids?: kinda-sorta. i'd prefer to be an aunt/uncle
65. Get Married?: only friend-marriage for tax purposes
66. Career?: ideally, house spouse and not have to work
67. Lips or eyes: lips, eyes sometimes freak me out
68. Hugs or kisses: hugs
69. Shorter or taller: shorter
70. Older or Younger: ...my age
71. Romantic or spontaneous: um
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: arms. pretty veins.
73. Sensitive or loud: sensitive
74. Hook-up or relationship: i am too aro for this section
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: what does this even MEAN
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger: no
77. Drank hard liquor: lmao. yes.
78. Lost glasses/contacts: my vision is actually slightly better than 20/20
79. Sex on first date: yeah that's me all over
80. Broken someone’s heart: it's extremely possible but we never discussed it
81. Had your own heart broken: yeah but it's complicated
82. Been arrested: no
83. Turned someone down: yeah
84. Cried when someone died: not people i knew personally. (i mean to say, when my great-grandparents died i did not cry, but when 3 kids from my class died with 2 years of each other i cried for them despite not knowing them)
85. Fallen for a friend: :|
86. Yourself: i believe that i'm a lazy slob
87. Miracles: no
88. Love at first sight: no
89. Heaven: no
90. Santa Claus: for real?
91. Kiss on the first date: does it matter if you believe in that, it's something that happens all the time
92. Angels: nO
