Jan 22, 2014
This girl on my bus smells like yogurt.
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This girl on my bus smells like yogurt.
In the few minutes I have been on this bus it has smelled of farts, feet, fries and now diesel and rotten egg.
What You See IS What You Get
In the IT industry we call this WYSIWYG (wiz-e-wig), and the man sitting next to me on the bus this morning definitely fell into this category... let me explain. Have you ever seen someone who looked so bummy and downright raggedy that you imagined that they would stink if you got near them? And oftentimes you find out that no, they don't stink they're just dressed that way? Well, the man that sat down next to me today (and in front of me the other day) absolutely was "what you see is what you get"! He looked raggedy, and he smelled even worse! I instantly got PISSED! I wanted to get off the bus and WALK the rest of the way to work (which was still quite far)!
At first I tried to slyly cover my nose and breathe through my mouth so that I wasn't being obvious and offending him, but then I thought HELL, he offended EVERYONE by coming on the bus smelling like death anyway! All I could do was lean towards the window and pray that the bus would hurry up. I still ended up getting off before my stop and walking some, in the rain! I couldn't take it anymore. That last block or so just did me in.... his stench was combining with the "spicy" smell of the woman who had gotten on several blocks before the stinky man. She smelled like she had just cooked some Pakastanian food before getting on the bus! Now don't nobody go getting offended; my mother used to live upstairs from a Pakastanian family and whenever they cooked this is what it smelled like in my mom's house! I'm assuming it's the spices they used. Anyway, she had sat down behind me; it was a strong smell but it wasn't intolerable or anything. But add that to this man's funk -- actually funk is too tame of a word, this was just NASTY smelling -- add those two smells together and it got just............ WOW! Then......... then I thought I could smell urine! Did this son of a ........ pee on himself sitting next to me??????!!! WTF? I was done, I got the hell off that bus.
Whoever has a wonderful stank of beer and bananas… it’s 8, how’re you going to stay awake when you’re full of beer? Ya magical beast.
26/01/2011
Onions. All I can smell is onions.
The smell seems to be emanating from the smelly youth sitting in front of me. He remains in front on me right until Loddon Bridge. 4/5 of my journey is spent with Onion Boy.
Cross.
21/10/2010
am:
Quite proud of the st. crispins lads on the bus drawing a huge comedy cock and balls on the front window of the top deck. Pubes, veins et al. It's majestically guiding us to Bracknell.
pm:
Bus smells of wet dog, piss and raw chicken.
18/10/2010
In the continuing series, "What can Beth smell on the bus?" - I can report that one of today's passengers smells like bacon fat.
29/09/2010
Someone on this bus smell like an aquarium.