#but again..

[kamiflix]

i can literally feel my clit shaking when i read the dirty talk in ur fics babe it be teww gud but lowkey if my man said some of these irl to me i would ethier just laugh or dry tf up 😭😭😭

like can u imagine someone literally talking to the sounds ur pussy makes LMAOOO i’m afraid i’d be scared😟 or even “bigggg stretch” like i just 🫣

LMFAOOOO, tytyy!!

i somewhat recently had a man quote me & my fics while we did the do and im still thinking about it to this day so, i completely understand!!!!! this happened only 2 months ago as well so!!!! 😳

i def think it just takes the right man (or woman 👅) to say certain things in the right tone otherwise, i too would either laugh or dry up LMAOO

without the correct cadence, a lot of things would NOT hit the same irl. even “good girl” said wrong can and has turned me off so i completely get u 😭😭

[mauverosewater]

Since we got chickens and have let them roam and poop around the backyard, there has been a rise of crickets that hang around. I don’t mind as their chirps make for beautiful background noise - and because they’re a better deal than droves of cockroaches - but after finding one happily carrying on in my room, I’m having mixed feelings.

I can’t bring myself to kill such a funny and lucky thing, but also... I don’t want cricket babies in my ears. 

[seokjiwa]

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[j-vandyne-blog]

my cousin legitimately confused Michael Cera and Jesse Eisenberg today

Ariana (her name is also Ariana, she was named after me): Who is that?

Me: Huh?

Ariana: That guy you're searching on the tv

Me: Oh, thats Jesse Eisenberg, hes one of my favorite actors.

Ariana: He was in that one movie you made us watch, um Social Network?

Me: Yeah! Yeah, thats the guy.

Ariana: He was also in that movie where he has to beat up the people to go out with that girl and the one where he gets a girl pregnant right?

Me: ...um, haha, no. hes not.

Ariana: Yes, he is. Its him

Me: No. Its not.

Ariana: Yeah, yeah, its him. I thought you would know since you're a big fan of his.

Me: Ariana HE IS NOT IN THOSE MOVIES. THAT IS MICHAEL! CERA! okay. michael cera and Jesse Eisenberg are two completely different people

Ariana: No they aren't

Me: -.- get away from me before I hurt you.