Name: kayd memerton the first aka tentaking Gender: lol what the fuck get it away Height: 5’6 but still fit in ur pocket Orientation: dragons object heads and fast wifi Age: immortal but underaged shitbaby Eye Color: Dark as my soul Hair Color: slightly lighter than the dark of my soul Smoking?: not that i’m aware of Drinking?: apple juice all night every night yolo Drugs?: oh heavens no marijooana turns people into gays Job: unemployed weeaboo trash Favorite Color: my dick color aka red like my mighty phallic sword Favorite Band: p!atd Siblings: 2 and no u won’t meet them Tattoos?: yes but it’s on my phallus sword Favorite Book?: the outsiders by s.e. hinton Perfect Date: lol movies n cuddle w food im v low maintenance Hobbies: hella Why should I pick you?: bruh Why do you even want to date me?: we’ve established this i am infatuated w u jfc get w the program ilu
'marijooana turns people into gays' lets be real if that was true then we probably smoked more than the legal amount in colorado bc we're swimming in homosexuality
and same boob ur p great urself