Those tags. I'm laffin'.
For real tho.
He had negative ass. Where ass should have been, it curved inward, and he was one of those hipsters who wore tight skinny jeans so like, even a little bit of ass should have looked good, and there was just... NO ASS!
Like that combined with his general aura of fuckboy... he didn’t need to worry about anyone ever being attracted to him ever...










