when were y’all gonna tell me about allen lazard?

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when were y’all gonna tell me about allen lazard?
Who would win in a fight between you and you but stronger
“Bold of you to assume we’d fight instead of ᴡʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴀᴏs together.”
we have a lotto pool at work and everyone was signing up yesterday like we’re actually gonna win a billion dollars and they were all going on about what they would buy with their share. most people were talking about a new car or house or some other luxury, along with paying off bills and helping family.
and i’m sitting there like “yeah all those things and then SNAKES”