#but im not so...

[code-saturn]

Jeff "Let's talk about Barcode" Satur

Jeff: Let's talk about Barcode. I think most people don't know that Barcode makes music.

MC: Oii~

Jeff: I helped teach him how to compose a song because it seemed like he didn't know where to start. Then he knows how to write music himself. He really has a good sense. When he came up with melodies I was really proud. Talented.

MC: Will we get an opportunity to listen to Barcode's song?

Jeff: Uh...

MC: Oii~ Let's wait and see if we'll get to hear his song. Did Barcode write and sing it himself or did Phi'Jeff sing too?

Jeff: *Silent

MC: Oiii~

Jeff: Let's skip this question.

MC: What?? What??? We promise we wont put the sticker.

Jeff: Let's pass to the next question now.

MC: I think everyone can guess.

[agnetafrieberg]

why do older straight men always ask me if Im a lesbian

[teenagefeeling]

girl working at goodwill is very cute... she was staring at me too, but not like in a creepy way in a like... we made Eye Contact™ way

[whisperingtoadsanddiamonds]

I've sorta noticed that when a girl writes a love story people mock the writer; however, when a boy writes a love story people mock the readers who are girls for reading such a cliche teenage love obsessed book.

[smile-yifan]

Seriously some of you guys are so nice, you get these mean anons and you are so nice to them like dude I look up to you.  if I were to get a mean anon my response would start with "Look here you little shit" and end with "get the fuck out of my face."