#but really though.

[aduckwithears]

Good Omens… is just… not that serious? It’s basically the Weekly World News (of Hilary’s alien baby fame) coming to life and then some kids are like, nah, actual end of the world sounds like no fun, actually, and oh yeah, an angel and a demon are there. Hope and love and humanity do save the day, but in a deeply unserious way.

(So how did we get to disintegration of an entire universe??)

[sugurusladyknightt]

wait because i might be cooking up smth that eats rn

[yeetspace]

The goal of life is to die. Now if you take that to mean that the only thing you will do with significance is die or that you should manually facilitate that, you're 3 things, demonstrably wrong, an absolute stickler for semantics, and extremely uncreative.

Realistically unless you absolutely despise it through and through, you never just play the story mode of a game and actively avoid doing any side quests. Do the side quests. Join the college of winterhold. Become a fucking artist. Go write a book. Turn into a werewolf. All normal things that you should do in your life.

The side quests are always more fun than the main quest, and this is like fallout New Vegas, you ain't completing any of the side quests after the main one, so go have some fucking fun you pieces of shit! You're loved goddamnit!

[thus-spoke-lo]

would you all still respect me if I said i’d hit

[thedevoter]

Hmmm...

I think after my dreams, I really want to eat someone out. 😏 What is happening to me.

[fierysongs]

val: wanna break into an aquarium @ 2 am??? val: dare me to jump into the tnak !!!!!!! val: officer we were just out for a swim

[guiltguymatsuno]

So can we officially declare May 8th as Matsuyo day and make lots of sweet art of the brothers doing nice things for their mother who continues to support their lazy worthless asses

[ishimarukiyotaka]

someone: why u talk about that thing when its outdated and no longer cool

me: im not cool