Jun 16, 2020
It’s so funny when people wanna criticise a dumb slasher movie and really hit you with “it’s so unrealistic”.
Like,, really? So people’s heads don’t neatly fly off their shoulders when you punch them hard enough? And they don’t just explode when you electrocute them? Wow, man, thanks, I had no idea! I shall never watch a movie again that purposefully overdoes it to make shit more entertaining.
#yes I fuck off for like a week and come back with this#i've been reading some critics for movies like that and they're all idk#shaming people who enjoy slashers#if i wanna watch my dumb bitch Jason getting resurrected a 14th time then i#fucking will#and why would u whine about the acting tho#some ppl in their 20s who can't act for shit and who you'll never see again are the whole brand of those movies#ppl tend to criticise the shit that's essential for slashers and it's so funny#like#corny music? shitty acting? some plot holes? introducing a character only to kill them off in like 2 minutes? completely unrealistic kills?#congratulations you just described every slasher ever#like cool if u don't like it idc#but this ... judgement#like i know who gives a shit about movie critics#but man you can criticise movies without judging the people who enjoy them#like yes the plot of The Revenge of Michael Myers is fucking stupid#but it do be iconic tho what can I say#and istg every negative review of Jason Takes Manhattan makes me cry#in short i cried a lot scrolling through them#it's one of the best movies in the franchise like come on#putting some big boy with a mask in the middle of NY is *chefs kiss*#but yeah whatever this was so unstructured lol#also since i mentioned some violence#tw gore#tw violence#rambling