Zach was looking at handguns the other day for home protection because he's paranoid and shit and wants to know I'm safe when he's not home (even though we have a battle ax for christ's sake). He was looking at one the guy suggested and told the guy that he was looking so I had something to defend myself and the guy was like "Oh, well it's a little hard for women to use" (something about the cocking mechanism, idek. guns)
and Zach was like, 'Oh really?'
and the guy was like, 'yeah, they're not strong enough for it'
Zach just looked at him like bro really. "Well, I think my wife is more than capable, thanks."












