Dec 1, 2025
Are femmes still horny for hands/forearms that have dozens of scars and burn marks on them or are we no longer fucking with butch chefs?
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Are femmes still horny for hands/forearms that have dozens of scars and burn marks on them or are we no longer fucking with butch chefs?
Forever being a sexy masc chef at work but that's how I got my wife so
Anyways, here are some crazy ass gifts the students have given me at my job. (I can not stress enough these are college kids. Grown ass adults)
A crayon drawing of me (A for effort. C- for talent, it looked like something parents tape to their fridge)
A plushy glue bottle named "gooey glue"
A dab pen
A slice of cake that I had made with a candle that they asked me for (lit by a lighter they borrowed from me)
A lock of hair from every girl in the sorority, stapled to a poster board with lipstick swatches (left on the hood of my car)
Three crates of beer and wine leftover from an event i worked.
Another assorted plate of various sweets that I had made for an event.
A single ski
SFW, just bored at work.
No bond is stronger in a commercial kitchen than that of the mean lesbian and the village idiot
I spend far too much time with people roughly 5 to 7 years younger than me. Anyways rating the things college students have called me, part 1:
Aura farming (dont know what this one means. i was standing outside the bar smoking. I did not invite them. They just showed up and started, I assume, roasting me. 4/10)
Unc (they had to explain what this one meant, which only solidified my title as unc. 2/10)
Gay Sensei (guilty. 10/10)
Mommy (put a stop to THAT quick. I will never forgive the student responsible. We have permanent beef now. 0/10)
Daddy (malicious compliance to the mommy ban. -1/10)
Mom (I dont like it, but I'll accept over the previous two. 1/10)
Lunch Lady (a humorous oversimplification of my job.... 9/10)
The students at my job keep saying they want to do a performative masc competition like all the other colleges but have not realized that this school is so small the only mascs on campus are the butch chef that doesnt even go to school here (me), and like, one other bro.
My notifications are completely shot thanks to you lesbians. I hope yall are happy.
This was supposed to be a safe space for me to be horny but I have had next to NO chances to be properly horny because im too busy being PERCEIVED