My friend (innovationoflife) and I had a wonderful/awful text conversation full of puns.
Continue if you dare. (No but really, SO MANY PUNS.)
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Friend: Show me just how punny you can get.
Me: I mean, if that’s what you want I can use my teleBONE to send you some puns. Also perhaps my messages will make sure neither of us are BONEly.
Me: Though, I’m not sure I HAVE THE STOMACH for it. I will try not to FIBula.
Me: At this point, if Papyrus heard this he would surely be SKULLking.
Me: It’s hard TIBIA funny if I keep these going for so long. However, I do have the TENDONcy to make puns anyways.
Me: I swear, these puns are a part of me DOWN TO THE BONES.
Me: I hope you like these, otherwise I’ll have a BONE TO PICK with you.
Me: Am I hitting your FUNNY BONE yet?
Friend: Haha yaas these are great
Me: Well I’m glad because I’m putting some BACKBONE into it.
Me: I do hope I don’t look like a NUMBSKULL because I’m spewing out these puns.
Friend: Nope keep em coming
Me: I swear you can SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME with these jokes. Hope I’m not GETTING UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Me: Honestly, I’m just trying to give you the BARE BONES of my humor here.
Me: I mean, I have to be BONE for this.
Me: I’m starting to run out of puns here. I think I might be running a FEMUR. If I actually am sick, there might not be a toMARROW for me.
Me: Oh no, I think I might actually be sick because I just started COFFIN.
Me: I need to be CARPAL about what I say though.
Friend: That’s nonSANS, you’re fine.
Friend: I would love to SEA how you would fare on a boat.
Me: If I was on that boat, NO BODY would want to leave.
Friend: They would if there was a LEEK in the boat.
Me: (Nice reference) If there’s a leek in the boat, we’re BONED. And if there’s sharks, it would be too late to calCIUM to do anything aBONE it.
Me: We could start a band! We could play the tromBONE or the BONEgos.
Friend: What do you call a pansexual person name Nicholas who works at a CD store?
Me: TIBIA honest, I don’t know.
Friend: Pan Nick At the Disc Co.
Me: I should really keep a SKELETON KEY on me INCUS I get locked out of my house. (And that’s a real RIB TICKLING joke)
Friend: It was ICE to meet you all that time ago.
Me: ICY that you like me! I just hope you don’t snowFLAKE out on me later! If you do though, it’s SNOW problem. I have other ICE friends.
Me: I guess my skeleton puns are almost VOMER. Then again, I have said a skeleTON of them.
Friend: EYE don’t think flaking out will BEE a problem.
Me: Even if you did, I would underSANS. Oh! If you find any good puns for Undyne, let MINNOW.
Me: I feel like I have NO HEART after using so many puns. At least I have the SPINE to keep putting a FOOT forward.
Me: Wanna know why I like circles so much? They have a RADIUS.
Me: I am just trying to STIRRUP some laughter.
Me: These puns are really working me to the BONE.
