#butlercore

[dark-princecore]

𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐁𝐮𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐫

“ʏᴇꜱ, ᴍʏ ʟᴏʀᴅ.”

[livingstonepalace]

[part 2]After a short while, you come across a young royal gardener. He is wearing simple clothes and his feet are bare. His ears seem to be pointy. He looks surprised but greets you politely. Only then, you notice a young girl hiding behind his back. You smile, giving her the rose you picked up earlier. Then, you say your goodbyes.

Suddenly, you realize you didn’t ask for a name.

[icyplant]

Loyal butlers that are terrible drivers be like:

I live to swerve

[theaterofpain]

greetingse master. reporting for duty

[theaterofpain]

[theaterofpain]

As a butler is there any particular person, ideal, or something else you would consider yourself devoted to?

an excellent question to ask any butler. i shall attempt to provide an appropriate and explanatory response.

though i risk overstating what may already be obvious to the observer, my ultimate devotion is to, of course, above all else, women.

as for an ideal to which i foster, some apt examples to paint a picture in the readers mind would be: slacking off, resting, avoiding or doing the opposite of work or labor, eating and enjoying beverages and little treats, relaxing and basking, being comfortable and/or physically supine, sleeping dreaming etc, incompétence...

secret infernal machinations are a third priority... *smiles wickedly*

*returns to normal poise* i thank you for gracing this humble butler with your question and i bid you a pleasant day.

[theaterofpain]

butler girl skateboarding with coattails fluttering playfully in the wind

[theaterofpain]