What if Kara but dials lena, and hears kara singing then cursing because she got pooped by a bird.
And then Lena laughs so hard Kara can hear it on the other end, and she pulls out her phone to discover the buttdial, but then she just floats with a dopey grin on her face as she wipes off bird poop with one hand and presses the sound of Lena’s laughter to her ear with the other.














