#butt lube

[stowawayshipper]

Wow, my kitty has seen me do some dumb ass shit, like sliding around the floor all nimbly bimbly in my socks, avoiding falling on my face.

That doesn’t include the butt lube I spilled on the side of my bed and I f’n practically fall out of bed every day, no matter how many times I tried to clean it.

First time I stepped in it, I thought it was cat vomit.

Boy, was I disappointed.

[i-don-world]

chip off the asshole block

he’s from texas -

[thedestroyerofworlds]

so i got home and my dad (who has literally been home for like 10 hours) began bitching at me for some really dumb shit w/e. but then i get a big bag of presents from my sisters and brother so that made it better! anyway, i'm at one of my friend's for the night. he gave me a Christmas gift tonight too! (it's a bottle of lube)((apparently it's the preferred brand of him and his boyfriend.))(((it's for my butt, i guess)))