Dec 2, 2024
sorry if I've been distantlately, ive been thinking about the devastating effects of the , battle of booty barge , in the butt wars..... wiped the poor bastardds butt clean off. Now he has to use an old garden hose to poop.
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sorry if I've been distantlately, ive been thinking about the devastating effects of the , battle of booty barge , in the butt wars..... wiped the poor bastardds butt clean off. Now he has to use an old garden hose to poop.
“The language of derisive humor—including put-down and send-up—suggests the directional energy of these butt wars: how jokes can seek to achieve or contribute to a butt shift, defined as (1) a change in how seriously a person or idea is taken, and (2) the successful attachment of a negative trait to an individual or idea through comic association.”
from Cracking Up: American Humor in a Time of Conflict, Paul Lewis
@lordofthegoldenflower do you wanna say that to my face?
ya know what if there's any book that should be made into a movie it's te Butt Wars series
#theirinliestheproblem#look at all the people talking about you#YOU BUTT
Just you, my darling butt.
DAY 872
I gave what's-her-nuts from "Veronica Mars" a lot of shit back when her Kickstarter blew up.
My reasons were the same as most people's, I guess. If you want me to regurgitate the bile I spewed, DON'T LET ME STOP YOU.
Well, the Hollywood Kickstarter backlash I predicted at least a month ago has become a reality.
Since then, Zach Braff's been catching heat over HIS Kickstarter.
Who knew this many "Veronica Mars" fans would hate the idea of a follow-up to "Garden State?"
Not that all these haters - from indie filmmakers to the Huffington Post - really fucked up his chances of making his goal.
That's right. Shit on it or not, dude's getting his film made. And you'll notice that he still has FOUR DAYS LEFT as of this posting.
So, am I still enraged about this?
Well, let me ask you this: Does Allison Brie's costumer know EXACTLY what he's doing?
The answer is YES.
But it's not like I actually regret Braff's bucking of the system. Good on him, I say. The truth is, I'm not gunning for the untouchables anymore.
My sights are set on people like THIS guy.
Meet Joe Broggio. You only need to know a few things about him.
• He's from Davenport, IA • Sometimes he makes things out of resin • This is his 1st Kickstarter project
Hmmmmmm. What am I forgetting? Uhhhhhhhh, OH, YEAH!
He's a big advocate of aiming high.
Wait. What? You're confused?
Really?
Huh. I mean, I thought this would be obvious. Let me lay this on you & see if you can pick up what Joe's laying down.
Uh-huh. "The Butt Wars."
He makes these. But I know what you're wondering.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY ahead of you.
Oh, you're also thinking THIS?
Alright, maybe you WEREN'T thinking that. I don't think anyone was.
The point is, I don't care what this guy does for a hobby. If "Butt Wars" is a thing & he's somehow a cog in the whole supply-and-demand machine, he's living the American dream.
But that doesn't stop me from regretting the shit out of him MORE THAN making his goal.
Christ. He's still got more than a week left.