#butt-floozy

[homemade-awesome]

The picture of the fire you tag-asked about it an iOS game called Fallout Shelter. Like Sim City mixed with dumb and it's awesome

?!?! Holy shit thank you

You can dress your vault dwellers as popes fucking incredible

[hailtheduran]

4, 6, 21, 24, 30

4. Favorite video game character?

Definitely Lara Croft Tomb Raider

6. Favorite genre?

Action/Adventure, like Uncharted and Tomb Raider

21. Competitive or single player?

Single player. Unless it’s online gaming in The Last of Us

24. Hardest boss fight you’ve been in?

Really do not know why it took me so long to think of an answer for this but I would have to say the boss at the end of the first Borderlands

30. Why do you game?

I’m still laughing at “because I don’t like having money” because it’s absolutely perfect. But I think because it so much fun and I love how you can get lost in what you are doing. I also like being able to do things I love with my friends and vidja games is one of those things

[halfdoublecrochet]

butt-floozy replied to your post: Tonight’s selfie is titled: I am goin...

wh y

Friday is cartoon day

the entire science hallway is doing Batman bc they cancelled superhero day and we're all bitter

turns out my supervisor is coming in to observe me friday so guess who's doing her first professional observation in a lame-ass homemade Robin costume

[qozxe]

butt-floozy replied to your post

Yo I feel your pain I ordered something that shipped on the 8th and I still don’t even have a tracking number

jfc that's pretty ridiculous, you should send them an email :(

[halfdoublecrochet]

butt-floozy replied to your post: How do you write a cover letter for “I...

Just add “(again)” after any mention of yourself

ah yes hello this is [name redacted] (again), applying for your earth science teaching position (again). [three paragraphs of polite gushing and references to a resume] I'd love to work in your district and I look forward to (not) hearing from you (again)!

[tlrvakarian]

butt-floozy replied to your photo “I may be feeling pissed as hell, but at least I look cute tonight.”

You look cute all nights

rubs your butt with love uwu

[halfdoublecrochet]

sometimes when I'm feeling down about life I just watch the video of Danielle Beating Everyone at Pokemon Puzzle League

[hailtheduran]

Rigel ( butt-floozy ) and I are opening up a pirate themed strip club called The Strip Ship and at this point I think we may be actually opening it. We have everything from drink names, to stripper names, to how people will dress and what events will take place.