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Alright guys well it's this time of year again and this cantankerous whore tagged me so here we go

Rules:

1. Always post the rules. 2. Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, then write 11 new ones. 3. Tag 11 people and link them to the post. 4. Tell them you tagged them.

1. marriage yay or nay: i think marriage is antiquated and outdated weddings in particular however my dads really really wants to walk me down the isle so yay

2. bedroom clean or messy: so messy rn you don't even know

3. do you cuddle stuffed animals when you sleep?: yes my stuffed toy sammy, i don't know what animal he is and his eyes are kinda creepy so i cover them w/ his fur, he's not even from my childhood i got him when i was 16. I also keep a t'shirt that smells like my best friends for when i have bad dreams.

4. food you can cook best: nothing, i've burnt pasta

5. tv or movies: tv shows so my new friends live longer

6. online shopping or in store shopping: online shopping is a socially anxious persons crack

7. whats your phone case/ipod case (if you don’t have one what would it be if you did): it's black and cool and say 'saving people, hunting things, the family business' w/ a lil' picture of the impala

(that is also 11 shut up)

Here are my questions

1. if you could have a celebrity for an aunt or uncle who would it be

2. whats the worst present you've received

3. if you had a christmas baby would you lie to it and others about its birthday because i would

4. weird sex-ed story?

5. dogs or cats... just kidding its dogs, do you have any

6. ever got so deep into a lie you couldn't get out

thats enough

If you don't want to do it thats all g by me, but check the tags

#hotmessywedgy #pizzehat #marvelmangos171 #dildo-shaggins #butt-wipes #penisvvrinkle #and thats enough

Don't use waffles as toilet paper. They aren't butt-wipes.

-My mom. It made sense it context.

#waffles #waffles are not butt-wipes.#butt-wipes #butts #toilet paper #makes sense in context #waffles are good #toilet paper is important.#sh*t my mom says #sh*t my mom says before having her coffee

lydiasbennets replied to your post: sunday afternoon boredom = make-up exp...

you’re so gorg christina <3

aww thank you kim :) your selfies are always really pretty too <3

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besideyours replied to your post: sunday afternoon boredom = make-up exp...

???? ugh stop ur perf

thank you :)) you're so amazing xx