#buttered rolls

[mrshollander]

Headcannon: Don't tell Yuna, but once when Shane was a baby, they ran out of aquaphor and David didn't notice until after he gave Shane his bath. So, instead, he melted some full fat butter and buttered them rolls up. Yuna didn't notice until she saw Shane licking himself.

Sorry 😭 this one's a little insane.

[artistsgravestones]

I am so hungry rn I am fantasizing about hot bread and I was so inspired by hot bread I drew this artistic rendition of myself with hot bread

[dragnrider-the-sun-titan]

So I maaaay have overestimated how much butter my corn needed...

I rubbed it all over and it still looks like this.

Now, I could just take that extra pat of butter and eat it straight. And I definitely would. But I'm already scheduled to be a feral gremlin tomorrow and I can't overstep my quota.

Luckily, I have a secret third thing...

[oddepia]

Ode To The New York Times Food Section

Ode To The New York Times Food Section

If you are not from the New York metropolitan area, you probably can’t name this We’re a day late to this story, for which we apologize, but this is worth it. We’ve been ever-so-restrained about David Brooks discovering the existence of people who don’t … Read entire story.

Source: Wonkette

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[stcrlghts]

the samples at costco were lit today.