#buttersaysshit

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when there’s pepsi at the boring function

damn i fell off man

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happy new year i guess, though it doesn’t feel that special personally, feels like last week. ah well. pepsi helps with my day to day existential crisis

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for christmas i want 2 dollars, a gun. and a crystal pepsi

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i just huffed a can of straight WD-40 and i think i see john cena hleppp

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i think i’m the best green thing that ever blessed this earth

prove me wrong

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im not even gonna arrest mojo jojo anymore just taze the fuck out of him for a prolonged period of time and see what happens from there

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i’m bored and the other two girls are out doing hero shit and here i am at home fucking around with a 12 box of pepsi

what a life i lead