Meet the Guys
A 6'3" short raven haired with white highlights boy walks out of the closet in a sparkling pink sequin dress. Boy: "I'm SO freaking pretty!!!" he says with a twirl lifting up the hem high enough to show the lower part of black jeans and faux leather boots. A 7'0" raven haired mass of what can be considered death metal viking emerges from the closet with a dissatisfied growl wearing a suit. Death Metal Viking: "Why must I wear this?" he says growling softly before noticing the boy. "SARYUKO!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?" raising his voice slightly. Saryuko: "Maggot's dress." he replies with a giggle before taking it off revealing a black tanktop with a misfits logo along with a thick double layered leather belt. "Don't worry Malzorich she won't mind." Malzorich: "Thats not the primary point." he sighs saying. "Why are we doing this, like why must I wear this... " he takes a deep breath before saying "this suit" under his breath. "It's not me Saryuko" S: "3 Tons of death metal viking muscle isn't you either but you insist on staying in that form. Not the easiest thing to put clothing on and make presentable." Saryuko says trudging back into the closet leaving the dress by the door. "Most of my clothes from the merciless era barely even fit you. Though Big D's formal wear fits that form perfectly.... sadly for you thats all he ever wears." The door beside the closet opens and a 5'10" silver haired boy walks in fixing the cuff links on his pitch black suit. Silver haired boy: "My oh my Malzorich you look quite.... what's the word...." he places a finger on his chin before smirking. "Fancy" he says with a silly accent. M: "Hackerz... shush the lip" He says starting to remove the suit. Saryuko pops his head out wearing a sailor moon tiara. "He means Fuck YO Couch!" after which he walks out wearing a black denim jacket over a vandals shirt. "Malzorich. Why might I ask are you so insistent with using that form? i mean... " Saryuko smacks Malzorich across the face. Malzorich shrinks down to Saryuko's height and his body begins to change form as he howls. In a matter of seconds his head takes the shape of wolf's head before rotting away to bleached bone, his once massive and imposing physique compresses down into the physique of a well toned athlete. S: "This form is more you" M: "You son of a bitch... This is a corruption of HIM!" Malzorich growls out looking at Saryuko with the now glowing dots his eyes became. H: "He gave you that body. He left you in control of it. WHY~ of all damn things do you hate it?" M: "Because I'm not worthy of it" he says as blackened tears stream from the eye sockets of his skull. Saryuko shakes his head grabbing Malzorich by the scruff of fur around his collarbone, pulling him out of the lump of clothes his suit clumped into when he changed. Deathly looking blackened veins spread from large holes of missing flesh that dot his body. A slight scent of decay trails behind them. S: "Don't you dare spout out that bullshit." he says slamming him against the wall next to the closet. "You are nothing like that beast whom of which DARED to try to corrupt the original Saryuko. Malzo was a malicious beast of a parasitic plague. He wrought death and destruction everywhere he found himself a host. But... BUT! he made a stupid mistake considering Gold a potential host." Saryuko says holding Malzorich to the wall slowly lifting him as Saryuko's hazy white eyes begin to grow red and blue (left and right respectively) "THAT WAS THE END OF MALZO AND THE BEGINNING OF MALZORIN YOUR FUCKING FATHER!!! Gold showed Malzo the compassion and the respect living creatures deserved." Saryuko's hand begins to dig into Malzorich's shoulder as his eyes change black and his pupils continue to glow their respective colors. Malzorich winces and lets out a weak yelp. S: "From that day forward anything of that ruthless beast faded away and what we now consider your ancestor was born." He says dropping Malzorich to the floor placing the tiara on the crown of Malzorich's skull. "You upon Malzorin's ascension were given Gold's corpse while Malzorin became the God of death and decay, Of which you now hold the mantle of. Gold was omniscient, he knew someday you would inherit his body. If he didn't deem you worthy he could have and might I add would have made it so you didn't... yet here you sit in front of his failure of a recreation spouting out nonsensical bullshit and daring to doubt his wishes and intentions." Saryuko wraps his hand through the hole on the bottom of Malzorich's jawbone and around his front teeth. "And if you continue upon this stupid train of thought don't you think I won't hesitate to rip off your blasphemous mouth and leave you to wallow in your own selfish self pity. Now man the fuck up and get ready. We have people to meet and I'm no longer in the mood to deal with your bull." Saryuko lets go of Malzorich and heads into the closet. Hackerz helps Malzorich up and brushes off some of the wall from Malzorich's form. H: "I warned you ages ago to shut up with that. Now our fun loving and usually aloof leader is angry." Hackerz smiles softly looking at a scar on Malzorich's right hand. "You are all that is left of a greater being. I mean yeah he is dead and every time you change into his forms you have to knowingly subject the rest of us to the sight of watching his image literally rot away before our eyes. It's remnants of Malzo yes but it's who you are. Malzorich, the man of rot, lives inside the body of a long lost god who blessed all living things with love and respect, someone who was both loved and feared. Thats something that makes you different from the rest of us. I'm just a human chosen by a failed attempt to bring Gold back." Malzorich looks down at the stain of rotten flesh goo he is leaving on the carpet at his feet. M: "I don't feel like I deserve any of this. I'm Malzo through and through. We all know the truth he never died he was simply suppressed by Goldclaw. I've ended civilizations and cultures in the blink of an eye simply because I was having a bad day yet Saryuko still considers me a friend and someone he can trust. I'm not like you guys i'm a destructive beast of a plague just waiting to slip back into old habits."Hackerz chuckles and places a hand on Malzorich's snout. H: "You couldn't even convince yourself of that lie. Malzorich do you remember how the three of us met?" Malzorich shakes his head letting his tears splatter onto Hackerz' suit. H: "Saryuko, in all his gracious glory, brought you into this realm." he says pulling a handkerchief out of his pocket to wipe off the tears from Malzorich's face. "In our world where gods come and go simply because humans chose to both believe and not believe in them, Saryuko chose to bring you of ALL things into this world to take up the mantle of god of death and decay. Someone who since that point has hand picked mortal beings like me, his wife Maggot, my now wife Mine, Lady Yggdrasil, and the many other different species and things that consider themselves the humans of their original worlds to be by his side as family; chose to bring forth the result of a greater gods ever loving heart and the worst plague to have ever existed in any of the multiverse we watch over. There is no way in any possible world of infinite possibility that he would make a stupid mistake like bringing forth the end to all he would ever love." Hackerz looks at the spots on his suit and tries fruitlessly to wipe them off. Then with a shrug walks towards the door he entered through. H: "I think you need to understand something about Saryuko. He doesn't make mistakes... at least he hasn't yet. No matter how blind he is he will always see who you really are and even if you were the end of everything he'd love you. Remember not all of us are squeaky clean even I have blood on my hands." He says walking out leaving Malzorich standing by the closet. Suddenly a white shirt shoot forth from the closet at Malzorich who instinctively catches it but fails to catch an olive drab bombers jacket that lands on his face. S: "Put those on." Saryuko says emerging from the closet wearing a torn black shirt and a umbreon hoodie with matching sleep pants. His eyes once again hazy white with a hint of color. M: "Where did the jacket come from it has war medals?" Malzorich utters trying to hide his tears and sniffles. Saryuko makes a circular motion in front of his face. S: "It's my face's jacket. He no longer uses it... you know considering he died three worlds ago." Malzorich chuckles softly putting the shirt on then groans as giant red spots seep through the white shirt. M: "SEE!!!! my other form doesn't have this issue." Saryuko walks up to Malzorich and pokes the spots. S: "Point made. But I haz idea" he rushes into the closet. M: "You never did fully explain why you change your face so much." Malzorich says slightly muffled by the shirt as he removes it. S: "Because everyday people whose lives are nothing more the just a small fraction of a blink to us decide that their short and seemingly insignificant lives are long enough to make a dent in the future. Leaving behind a greater future and damn it some of them make dents so big even your huge form is just a speck of dirt in it. Sadly one every so often one gets no recognition even though they single handedly may be the only reason humanity can continue forward. For those people though within my power to make them known till the end of time for their feats, I allow their image to be associated with the likes of us. Milennia from now as paintings and portraits from now are re-earthed and found by the beings of the future they will find the faces of great humans who now have the honor of being recognized gods among mankind." Saryuko says emerging from the closet with a black T-shirt with a Schrödinger's cat reference on it (I.E. a cat's face with half of it being a skull). "Because at the end of the day humans, no matter the shape or species, are capable of so much more than a higher god like me could even imagine, and I'm damn near as omniscient and omnipotent as Gold was. Now enough of this speak get dressed, soon you and the others will be stepping into a world I have no power over. A world where a being like me has no real place so I'll stay here and man the fort. It's the least i can do for my minions." Hackerz walks back in with a clean suit and a smile from ear to ear. H: "You ready Malzorich? We mustn't keep the new world waiting. I hope they are ready for us." Malzorich nods and walks up to Hackerz with a confident stride. With a bro fist they head out of the room as Saryuko skips towards the closet. S: "sniffle sniffle my little boys are growing up and leaving the nest. They make this little momma bird happy." he says picking up the pink dress.
So here are my three main men. Saryuko, Malzorich, and Hackerz. More info on them. i had typed more info but tumblr decided to trip out and ate my additions. i’ll be posting a character bio post later so you can get to know my Buttface Trinity better