Cringetober 2024: Crossover
Just saying….sarah and Yuyuko would probably besties (or maybe a lil more than that)
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Cringetober 2024: Crossover
Just saying….sarah and Yuyuko would probably besties (or maybe a lil more than that)
The Good Lord
I fully understand the idea and the benefits of these interviews; but I will not let you interview Maggot. There are some things that DO NOT NEED to be dredged up. She may remember what happened but I won’t let you guys make her relive it. Never!
Decisions
I’ve decided that when I can I’m going to make the “Saryuko throughout the names” series of posts as audio recordings. I know text can’t convey the feelings as well as voice. So for Hackerz’ story I am going to test it out. More will be posted as I get into the mood.
This won’t stop me from typing out a “script”. All “sary through the names” will be typed with their mannerisms and views. Like how Hackerz will always see Sary as the witchdoctor. though yeah his outfit changes he will always view him as a being attached to the mystical realm that he uses to interact with the world even when he learns of Sary’s real identity. This happens with everyone except Maggot, though with her.... its a bit different and it will come up if i do get to hers.
The Heaven’s Shall Fall
I will always remember the day the angels fell and the demons were flung into the skies. What a fearful sight seeing the world turned on its side. It was that day when the religious became blasphemers and atheists became God fearing. Okay let me start from the beginning… On new-years eve the moment it hit midnight the earth began to shake as the snow that fell turned blood red and feathers began raining from the skies. Screams fill the air across the globe and some reports also say they were heard by satellites orbiting the Mars missions, even the new rover that explores Pluto has some recording of blood curdling screams. My family clumped together in fear when it went silent and pitch black, the skittering of many creatures echoed in the alleys as a gentle caress was felt. A being held my family tight and protected us from harm, it’s eyes burned a fiery red and sharp smile glowed a fearful white. We feared for our lives as it held us until it spoke. “It seems the heaven’s are beginning to fall while the earth is rejecting hell. Soon beings you consider demons and angels will turn this realm into a battleground. But fear not the darkness will protect you from their destructive light even if it means we die in your stead. Saryuko will see to it that no unnecessary harm will come of anyone.” Its eyes turned to a red and blue glow that filled the entire area outside with light. Windows shattered as a loud crash and blinding light and it burned. The smell of searing flesh overwhelms our noses as we watch the being burn up in the light. Slowly the light moves towards us burning everything it touches, we scramble into a hallway when darkness consumes our home once more. The red and blue glow slowly moves towards the hallway, then around the corner it was revealed to be a being's eyes. This being smiles walking towards us and a small chuckle escapes its teeth. "Run children. The light burns those deemed impure by your divine creator. Worry not for i will see to it that no harm comes to you, make your way to your basement. Seek the darkness it is there that i can protect you my best." It said with a calm and gentle tone. The light from outside floods the room that the being showing us the singed and charred figure that stood at the entryway of the hallway. His smile still radiant as he stares into the light. "Stay close to those you love. it's with their love that you may survive." he said stepping into the light once he left our view we suddenly were in our basement. From this point on is a transcript of recovered security videos and phones left behind. The man steps out of a building into the burning light his clothes igniting the moment he exits the shade of the building. An angel with large black wings lands next to him spreading its wings to provide him shade. The two walk house to house, suspected to be ensuring the safety of the inhabitants. A man steps out of a building wearing blood covered surgeon's scrubs, he's removing his bloodied surgical gloves as he walks to the middle of the street. The three of them meet up and begin to converse about something the mics can't pick up. A giant creature made of molten lava emerges from the sewer grate solidifying into a two story tall black wolf with glimmering white fur highlighting its bone structure, the wolf stands over the group as another man emerges from another building dressed well as if he was a well off businessman. He joins the group as a mound of rotting flesh and sinew bursts from the rubble of a building close by flooding the street with blood and gore. it forms into a humanoid figure next to the group. The light becomes blinding as buildings begin to dissipate into the light. For 30 minutes just pure white is recorded on all cameras recovered then a phone camera picks up the singed man walking up to it his eyes still glowing red and blue. He picks it up and smiles into it before passing it to the angel who carries it into the sky, by this time it captures a small army of figures, creatures, and beings following the man all of which fade into small dots as the angel flies higher into the sky before everything turning light blue then black. Stars fill the screen for a few minutes before it goes pure white for a second then stabilizes and focuses on a battlefield in the clouds. Blood, gore, feathers both black and white, and bone litter the clouds. A woman covered in stitches and different colored flesh comes into frame her language is unintelligible but sounds authoritative and she is given the phone. She places it in a pocket in her jacket and it focuses on an ongoing battle, the scene is filled with darkness radiating beings leading creatures of immense size and proportions towards what looks to be an army of angelic beings. Howls grow louder as the woman rushes to join the fight. Everything blurs as she sprints into battle and suddenly comes into focus as an angel stops her in her tracks lifting her, its face a soft and gentle and eyes of a radiant blue before dropping her from a great height she falls through the clouds into the starry space below for a couple seconds before slamming into a pitch black abyss. A hand materializes from the darkness and she grabs it and seems to thank it in her language. The rest of the body the hand came from reveals the man from before but no longer singed and burnt. His smile breaks as he lets out a soft laugh and seems to pat her shoulder before grabbing the phone. He looks into the camera as if to look at the viewer before throwing it into the darkness to be caught by another woman her stern face comes into frame as she stares at the phone's camera and then yells something in the foreign language at the man then tosses it to a demonic creature who proceeds to catch it with a rotten tendril. The demon towers over the creatures that come into frame highlighted by the mans red and blue glow just as a blinding light floods the camera which tries to balance out the brightness for a few minutes as the dark and light continuously fight back and forth. Then the video dies. "What do you mean the phone died?" the man screams in another video that picks up hours later the cave system now filled with light emitting angelic corpses. The man comes into view as the tendril releases it into his possession. "Damn it i told ya'll we should have used more than one." he says with a low growl in his voice as he points it towards his face. "Humans... well the humans of the Homo Sapien species." he says wiping blood from his face, "This is the war between the dark and light. it's been going on for many more ages than you can even imagine collectively. You must forgive me my dear children but the war has spilled into your realm. I really wanted to spare you this sight but SHE deemed it fit that the war got this brutal. I want you to keep this record of the events of what i will ensure you call the Heaven's Fall incident. Don't get me wrong your god as you believe her to be is not a bad being, just misguided. She loves you all and simply is doing what she thinks is right. Sadly she is wrong. I am the good lord Saryuko. Some already believe in me and others know of me. To some my face is known quite well as i have walked among you as a friend buying rounds of drinks, leaving gifts at you doorsteps, or simply being an ear to talk to. Stand proudly and don't ever stop believing in me or her. We both care for you and do not want you to falter in your hearts just because we are at war. Stay strong.... MAGGOT!!! take the phone. She's coming...." The phone returns to the woman covered in stitches as a blinding light fills the caves. A woman of immense beauty and power stands at the entrance, the man walks up to her bringing with him an abysmal darkness that seems to consume the light emitted by the woman. They stand in the middle of the corpses, her light revealing even more corpses strewn through out the cave system some emit darkness while others light. Slowly the camera moves closer to the two of them as the stitched woman along with the men and woman from before take a stance a few feet behind the man. A conversation fades in as they get closer. "Do you honestly believe this war should rage on simply because you want me to sit by your side in your Heaven?" the man says to the woman."The darkness holds horrors that will consume you Saryuko. I want to save you from them." She replies with a tinge of sorrow in her voice."Those horrors are my friends God. Those horrors are my guardians and my comrades. Do you honestly want to take Maggot from me? How about Malzorich? Is saving me really worth taking me away from those I hold dear? You have already scattered them to the deep reaches of the multiverses once before. MANY HAVE DIED! These beings you brought forth when you fled the darkness. These humans you blessed with life.... do you not care for them as i care for my creations?" he says raising his voice. "The horrors you want to save me from are a part of me. Each and every one of them from the lowly demons to my confidantes who constantly have to stand in your purifying light to shelter the others from its fiery purging warmth holds in them a piece of my essence just like the humans hold pieces of you. Please stop this war.... i am tired of this needless violence." deep and painful sorrow fills his voice.
"No. If you want this war to end then you must honor the bet. If you are tired then give up and take your seat by my side." she replies softly.
"I can't... and I sadly must refuse it isn't my time to give up. And i vow it will be you who gives up." he says as the camera feed fades. Seconds later the sky fades into view and the normal rustling noises of the city life echoes into the mic as a young boy runs up to the view and picks up the phone."I found it mommy I must have dropped it. I'm sorry." he says handing it to his mother as the sky turns red and the woman from the cave falls to earth followed by thousands of angels all falling from the sky. Darkness consumes the skies and night falls allowing the stars to light the streets and faces as the ground shakes from the impacts of the bodies. "Oh my god.... are those angels? WOW they have wings. They must be angels." the mother says looking up into the sky to watch the sight.
"Are they falling from the heavens? WAIT!!! what are those?" a man off camera screams. Meteors flies from the skies down to the earth as Saryuko's voice envelops the air. "She fucking did it... she really did it... she called meteors down to wipe the planet.... she has stooped too low... MEN PROTECT ALL THAT YOU CAN!!! XENONEN AND ED WILL TAKE CARE OF THOSE WHO CAN'T BE SAVED..." a quiet pause " May lord chaos spare you my children... from the pain you are about to receive." he says as tendrils pulls people in the ground and the phone clatters to the ground shattering the lens and losing focus. The last thing recorded is Saryuko floating above the buildings with his head hung in shame.
Meet the Guys
A 6'3" short raven haired with white highlights boy walks out of the closet in a sparkling pink sequin dress. Boy: "I'm SO freaking pretty!!!" he says with a twirl lifting up the hem high enough to show the lower part of black jeans and faux leather boots. A 7'0" raven haired mass of what can be considered death metal viking emerges from the closet with a dissatisfied growl wearing a suit. Death Metal Viking: "Why must I wear this?" he says growling softly before noticing the boy. "SARYUKO!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?" raising his voice slightly. Saryuko: "Maggot's dress." he replies with a giggle before taking it off revealing a black tanktop with a misfits logo along with a thick double layered leather belt. "Don't worry Malzorich she won't mind." Malzorich: "Thats not the primary point." he sighs saying. "Why are we doing this, like why must I wear this... " he takes a deep breath before saying "this suit" under his breath. "It's not me Saryuko" S: "3 Tons of death metal viking muscle isn't you either but you insist on staying in that form. Not the easiest thing to put clothing on and make presentable." Saryuko says trudging back into the closet leaving the dress by the door. "Most of my clothes from the merciless era barely even fit you. Though Big D's formal wear fits that form perfectly.... sadly for you thats all he ever wears." The door beside the closet opens and a 5'10" silver haired boy walks in fixing the cuff links on his pitch black suit. Silver haired boy: "My oh my Malzorich you look quite.... what's the word...." he places a finger on his chin before smirking. "Fancy" he says with a silly accent. M: "Hackerz... shush the lip" He says starting to remove the suit. Saryuko pops his head out wearing a sailor moon tiara. "He means Fuck YO Couch!" after which he walks out wearing a black denim jacket over a vandals shirt. "Malzorich. Why might I ask are you so insistent with using that form? i mean... " Saryuko smacks Malzorich across the face. Malzorich shrinks down to Saryuko's height and his body begins to change form as he howls. In a matter of seconds his head takes the shape of wolf's head before rotting away to bleached bone, his once massive and imposing physique compresses down into the physique of a well toned athlete. S: "This form is more you" M: "You son of a bitch... This is a corruption of HIM!" Malzorich growls out looking at Saryuko with the now glowing dots his eyes became. H: "He gave you that body. He left you in control of it. WHY~ of all damn things do you hate it?" M: "Because I'm not worthy of it" he says as blackened tears stream from the eye sockets of his skull. Saryuko shakes his head grabbing Malzorich by the scruff of fur around his collarbone, pulling him out of the lump of clothes his suit clumped into when he changed. Deathly looking blackened veins spread from large holes of missing flesh that dot his body. A slight scent of decay trails behind them. S: "Don't you dare spout out that bullshit." he says slamming him against the wall next to the closet. "You are nothing like that beast whom of which DARED to try to corrupt the original Saryuko. Malzo was a malicious beast of a parasitic plague. He wrought death and destruction everywhere he found himself a host. But... BUT! he made a stupid mistake considering Gold a potential host." Saryuko says holding Malzorich to the wall slowly lifting him as Saryuko's hazy white eyes begin to grow red and blue (left and right respectively) "THAT WAS THE END OF MALZO AND THE BEGINNING OF MALZORIN YOUR FUCKING FATHER!!! Gold showed Malzo the compassion and the respect living creatures deserved." Saryuko's hand begins to dig into Malzorich's shoulder as his eyes change black and his pupils continue to glow their respective colors. Malzorich winces and lets out a weak yelp. S: "From that day forward anything of that ruthless beast faded away and what we now consider your ancestor was born." He says dropping Malzorich to the floor placing the tiara on the crown of Malzorich's skull. "You upon Malzorin's ascension were given Gold's corpse while Malzorin became the God of death and decay, Of which you now hold the mantle of. Gold was omniscient, he knew someday you would inherit his body. If he didn't deem you worthy he could have and might I add would have made it so you didn't... yet here you sit in front of his failure of a recreation spouting out nonsensical bullshit and daring to doubt his wishes and intentions." Saryuko wraps his hand through the hole on the bottom of Malzorich's jawbone and around his front teeth. "And if you continue upon this stupid train of thought don't you think I won't hesitate to rip off your blasphemous mouth and leave you to wallow in your own selfish self pity. Now man the fuck up and get ready. We have people to meet and I'm no longer in the mood to deal with your bull." Saryuko lets go of Malzorich and heads into the closet. Hackerz helps Malzorich up and brushes off some of the wall from Malzorich's form. H: "I warned you ages ago to shut up with that. Now our fun loving and usually aloof leader is angry." Hackerz smiles softly looking at a scar on Malzorich's right hand. "You are all that is left of a greater being. I mean yeah he is dead and every time you change into his forms you have to knowingly subject the rest of us to the sight of watching his image literally rot away before our eyes. It's remnants of Malzo yes but it's who you are. Malzorich, the man of rot, lives inside the body of a long lost god who blessed all living things with love and respect, someone who was both loved and feared. Thats something that makes you different from the rest of us. I'm just a human chosen by a failed attempt to bring Gold back." Malzorich looks down at the stain of rotten flesh goo he is leaving on the carpet at his feet. M: "I don't feel like I deserve any of this. I'm Malzo through and through. We all know the truth he never died he was simply suppressed by Goldclaw. I've ended civilizations and cultures in the blink of an eye simply because I was having a bad day yet Saryuko still considers me a friend and someone he can trust. I'm not like you guys i'm a destructive beast of a plague just waiting to slip back into old habits."Hackerz chuckles and places a hand on Malzorich's snout. H: "You couldn't even convince yourself of that lie. Malzorich do you remember how the three of us met?" Malzorich shakes his head letting his tears splatter onto Hackerz' suit. H: "Saryuko, in all his gracious glory, brought you into this realm." he says pulling a handkerchief out of his pocket to wipe off the tears from Malzorich's face. "In our world where gods come and go simply because humans chose to both believe and not believe in them, Saryuko chose to bring you of ALL things into this world to take up the mantle of god of death and decay. Someone who since that point has hand picked mortal beings like me, his wife Maggot, my now wife Mine, Lady Yggdrasil, and the many other different species and things that consider themselves the humans of their original worlds to be by his side as family; chose to bring forth the result of a greater gods ever loving heart and the worst plague to have ever existed in any of the multiverse we watch over. There is no way in any possible world of infinite possibility that he would make a stupid mistake like bringing forth the end to all he would ever love." Hackerz looks at the spots on his suit and tries fruitlessly to wipe them off. Then with a shrug walks towards the door he entered through. H: "I think you need to understand something about Saryuko. He doesn't make mistakes... at least he hasn't yet. No matter how blind he is he will always see who you really are and even if you were the end of everything he'd love you. Remember not all of us are squeaky clean even I have blood on my hands." He says walking out leaving Malzorich standing by the closet. Suddenly a white shirt shoot forth from the closet at Malzorich who instinctively catches it but fails to catch an olive drab bombers jacket that lands on his face. S: "Put those on." Saryuko says emerging from the closet wearing a torn black shirt and a umbreon hoodie with matching sleep pants. His eyes once again hazy white with a hint of color. M: "Where did the jacket come from it has war medals?" Malzorich utters trying to hide his tears and sniffles. Saryuko makes a circular motion in front of his face. S: "It's my face's jacket. He no longer uses it... you know considering he died three worlds ago." Malzorich chuckles softly putting the shirt on then groans as giant red spots seep through the white shirt. M: "SEE!!!! my other form doesn't have this issue." Saryuko walks up to Malzorich and pokes the spots. S: "Point made. But I haz idea" he rushes into the closet. M: "You never did fully explain why you change your face so much." Malzorich says slightly muffled by the shirt as he removes it. S: "Because everyday people whose lives are nothing more the just a small fraction of a blink to us decide that their short and seemingly insignificant lives are long enough to make a dent in the future. Leaving behind a greater future and damn it some of them make dents so big even your huge form is just a speck of dirt in it. Sadly one every so often one gets no recognition even though they single handedly may be the only reason humanity can continue forward. For those people though within my power to make them known till the end of time for their feats, I allow their image to be associated with the likes of us. Milennia from now as paintings and portraits from now are re-earthed and found by the beings of the future they will find the faces of great humans who now have the honor of being recognized gods among mankind." Saryuko says emerging from the closet with a black T-shirt with a Schrödinger's cat reference on it (I.E. a cat's face with half of it being a skull). "Because at the end of the day humans, no matter the shape or species, are capable of so much more than a higher god like me could even imagine, and I'm damn near as omniscient and omnipotent as Gold was. Now enough of this speak get dressed, soon you and the others will be stepping into a world I have no power over. A world where a being like me has no real place so I'll stay here and man the fort. It's the least i can do for my minions." Hackerz walks back in with a clean suit and a smile from ear to ear. H: "You ready Malzorich? We mustn't keep the new world waiting. I hope they are ready for us." Malzorich nods and walks up to Hackerz with a confident stride. With a bro fist they head out of the room as Saryuko skips towards the closet. S: "sniffle sniffle my little boys are growing up and leaving the nest. They make this little momma bird happy." he says picking up the pink dress.
So here are my three main men. Saryuko, Malzorich, and Hackerz. More info on them. i had typed more info but tumblr decided to trip out and ate my additions. i’ll be posting a character bio post later so you can get to know my Buttface Trinity better