#button game

[asktheheirofslytherin]

Oh button game!!!!

If you press the button,

All of your horcruxes become invulnerable and completely unbreakable!

But!

Floof gets to hug you anytime anywhere whenever floof wants!

:3

It is a frustrating price to pay - I truly dislike hugs, but if it is the price to pay for securing my immortality.

I would only request you did not demand an excess amount of hugs.

[asktheheirofslytherin]

Button game!

You become immortal(secured, as in no destroyed horcruxes ending that), but Polaris also becomes immortal and can do as she pleases

As long as Polaris was not actively attempting to undo my work, yes.

Ah, you know - even is she was attempting to undo my work, the game could be fun. I am, after all, a better player.

[asktheheirofslytherin]

ooooh button game!

You get to marry Bella, but that means you gotta marry Rod as well :)

You've talked about him a lot, so maybe you wouldn't mind, he's a loyal follower after all

I suppose this would mean I would want to marry Bella - we are very content in our current arrangement, so I am not scrambling to do so. So no, as is, I would not press.

If, however, this was some alternate universe in which it was of the utmost importance we were to wed? Ah - why not. He is around all the time as it is, what would some paperwork mean, truly?

[asktheheirofslytherin]

BUTTON GAME!

You gain permanent knowledge of exaclty where each and every death eater is at any given time, but every time you stand up your knees pop, do you press the button?

I suppose it depends. How loud do they pop?

[asktheheirofslytherin]

BUTTON GAME! (remember these?)

You never stumble over your words; you always speak exactly as you mean to, BUT you always have to pee. Like a constant need, not super bad but bad enough that you'd think, "I should get up to pee now." And that feeling will never go away.

Do you press the button?

Ah, I do remember these amusing scenarios.

I will not press the button. I hate that feeling - it is one of the worst minor annoyances that comes with having a body. The first time I felt that sensation once more after obtaining this body, I became enraged. I had been hoping a magical body would not have the same...feelings.

Besides, I am already quite eloquent from years of practice. The gain, then, would be relatively minor.

[asktheheirofslytherin]

This or that: Eat only cheese for the rest of your life or never be able to speak to any snake kind ever again

I suppose I would need to consume cheese. I do hope that will provide me with the correct amounts of nutrients I need. Of course, this is all hypothetical.

[asktheheirofslytherin]

kill harry potter but never get to have apple juice again, or have a lifetime supply of apply juice yet harry potter lives?

I hate apple juice.

[asktheheirofslytherin]

BUTTON GAME! You gain the ability to implode the skulls of those around you at will, killing them instantly BUT you must adopt and care for a pair of guinea pigs to the best of your abilities for the rest of your life. When one dies, you MUST get a new one so the other one doesn't get lonely.

I suppose it depends on the skull implosion powers. I can perform nonverbal spells, remember. Do I need a wand for the skull implosion? Is there a certain radius? If I do not need a wand, are there safety checks in place so I do not accidentally implode a perfectly good Death Eater's skull whilst thinking about how annoying they are and how much I would hypothetically like to implode their skull?

The Guinea pigs could potentially be worth it. I mean, I have experience with keeping pets, how difficult could they be?