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[thesmallestthiief-archive-blog]

imsurroundedbyfools

“You don’t have eyes...weirdo.”

[big-money-bitch]

[no-uses-so-deuces]

I thought you were physic bitch 

[thatisketchy]

First Valentine's Day that I'm a single lady again. 

Maybe I'll actually get something this year.

[theperkiestnobody]

Apparently, my dad was talking about me having a tattoo to someone we know and the lady was all mad and trying to judge but my dad's all "Whoa wait, You got a 64 year old husband who you're trynna get to stop drinking alcohol yet you keep buying him more and he doesn't have his shit together and my 19 year old daughter can pretty much fend for her self and has a tattoo. People with glass houses shouldn't be throwing stones."

[merlinimstuckinatree-blog]

A Higher Power

Dean: If there is higher power why can't he get you another sweater?

Jamie: Because he's too busy looking for your brain

[ziggymardust]

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