okay so that recent cast wars interview/press game thingy still has me on the floor (positively) and i wanted to share my personal highlights (in no particular order and because i do enjoy a good chaotic press game, especially from a cast that has been hilariously entertaining so far)
– d'pharao giggling the entire time at every little thing that's being said like he only attended the whole thing to have a laugh
– "hellraisin" –will poulter (2025)
– michael gandolfini as shrek and joseph's reaction: "that's absolutely horrible"
– "cash wars" –cosmo jarvis already being done with this shit before the introduction
– kit and will being the only two taking the whole thing seriously by actually trying to gain their teams any points
– joseph and charles giggling and acting like 10 year olds in the back of the classroom while cosmo's just sitting there in his little corner looking like an annoyed father having to chaperone his six rowdy children to sunday brunch, not even moving once the entire time and just going "i don't know" and "i don't care" at everything lol he's my new spirit animal
– will being so done with the meme question, "luckily the internet has been cruel to me multiple times"
– "flame face quinn"
– this entire exchange of words and emotions:
kit: "there's no way they're gonna get it"
joe (to kit and charles, very quietly): "hard-on"
michael (off): "panic attack?"
kit (to charles and joe): "yeah hard-on"
charles: :O
kit: "eReCtiOn !!"
which isn't even the correct answer to the question being asked
charles and d'pharao: hihihi
will: "he's great in heartstopper but i don't remember this moment"
charles: "cause you never saw it"
will: "i've watched it, I'VE WATCHED IT bruv!!!"
joe: "what's your favourite fucking episode?"
will, in the most british accent of british accents: "I dOnT kNoW tHE ePiSodES !!!!"
– will and d'pharao just cracking up at joe's question of what to all the boys i loved before is
– joseph's drawing of will as a cat lol
– joe: "IN WHOSE POCKET?!"
kit: "in which pocket?!"
will: "sorry?! puts his hand where?!"
d'pharao: *loses it*
joe, again: "in whose pocket?"
kit: "that's fucking assault"
charles: *shoving his hand into d'pharao's pocket* "i'm flirting!"
will: *holds his rear side into the camera* "put your hand in my pocket!"
kit (while being stuck alongside charles' hand on will's ass): "oh shit, calvin kleins!"
– "cosmo fuckface jarvis" and joseph visibly reveling in cosmo's non-reactions
– kit: "cosmo's his middle name"
cosmo: "i don't care"
someone let this man leave and go home to his bed lmao
– joseph and kit being total siblings
kit: "i actually think i know [eddie munson's band name]"
joe: "it's your demographic"
charles: *loses it*
kit: "??? my fucking demographic what the fuck, what are you talking about!!!!" while everyone joins charles in losing it and joe finding himself to be the most hilarious person to have ever existed which in all honesty– relatable
– kit, after charles did his gollum and stitch impression: "the veins in your neck!"
joe: "it's called COMMITMENT, KIT"
sassy bitch
– everyone losing their shit at "tom fuckface hardy" while joseph thinks about starting a career in comedy so hard he has to get out of his chair and resemble a tomato
– "i can tell you someone who isn't" *raises hand* –will poulter, not cast in avengers doomsday (2026)
– kit: "is it the death of the fuckface unicorn?"
joe, lecturing his younger brother: "you can't use fuckface like, ALL the time"
also joe, two minutes later: *starts playing with kit's ear, causing kit to wriggle out of his chair and tell him off*
someone come and pick the children up from buzzfeed daycare please
– "we get wot, we get three seconds they get ONE YEAR?!" –joseph quinn (2025)
– #justiceforwarlock
– this entire group of grown men starting to act incredibly unhinged the second they are in each others presence lol
