Jun 11
i love the panicking alla mambo. the noises it makes are so cutes
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i love the panicking alla mambo. the noises it makes are so cutes
bwaow :/ (Y’know when you look in the mirror and go “Waow I should take a cheese grater to my face.” Because you’re hot as fuck but not in the specific niche way that you want to be hot asf?)
waow (My partner asking me to open their Polar Dry for them because their nails are too long and pretty and nice to do it is the hottest thing in the world.)
waow :> (Immediately afterwards they opened a yogurt and asked if I wanted to lick the extra yogurt off the lid, this is the most romantic they’ve ever been I think.)
waow (My favorite thing as an asexual girl is to interact with hornyposters and desperate lesbians.)
waow <33(Going free diving tomorrow so I’m posting titties so I’ll be remembered if I drown!!)
waow :> (also shout out to tiny titty gang, why tf do I got back pain when I’m holding up NOTHING??)
Edit: BWUH (I FORGOT TO FUCKING REBLOG MY OTHER POST KMSKMS NIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARE)
waow :> (Shout out to he/they’s who don’t get obsessed with you just because you looked at them the right way one time.)
waoww(dipping Texas Road House rolls in maple walnut cream cheese I think I’m the next davinci or somethin)
waow T^T (My partner got drunk asf tonight and I threatened to ban alcohol because they refuse to go to sleep and they said “You’re going to start the prohibition again? I didn’t know you were the president?!”)
bwuh (Afterwards they threatened to cheat on me with myself?????)