waow

um, I think things are neat, I say ‘waow’ that’s like, my whole thing n’ shit. I dunno

[bwaowzers]

waow! (Hellaur my name is bwaowzers I say waow and bwuh and stuff!)

waow :> (21, she/her, gay asf, everyone interact I’m lonely and my life is chaos I don’t care if you’re a bigot I’ll just kill you about it or smth)

waowzers~ (uh I’m editing this intro message because I think I made my blog kinda unwelcoming originally I don’t know how to tumblr but I guess I’ll just put a list of things I like, mostly music this post is gonna be a fucking mess)

waaaaaaaoooowwwww:

(Mikayla Geier her music never misses I have listened for days straight before

Be Your Own Pet, Heart Throb makes my ears horny and I’m asexual probably

Lesbian Hozier, especially NFWMB

Polly, Virgin Revenge speaks to me and my experiences when I was much younger, I listen to a lot of Riot Girl :>

Gully Boys, Bad Day is just neat, these girls are just neat all around I love them so much

Mika Miko, With My Ducks is a classic and it always will be

Meshe, Ocean of Music is my favorite song ever since I free dive and paddle board a LOT, cept it’s fucking impossible to find it’s only on MakerTube and literally nowhere else, I download all my music so this is a nightmare to share with people lmao

Genesis Owusu, I don’t only listen to woman I promise! Death Cult Zombie is really fucking good

The Rat Utopia Experiment when I’m feeling edgy, Lobotomize Me is really fucking good, not even for good noise just for vibes. The lead singer sounding like her lungs are giving out by the end in the live video is fucking hot, admittedly like many other songs I like it is not NEARLY as good without watching the video itself, just don’t get the cave rave vibes as much unfortunately

Laurel, Scream Drive Faster makes me wanna let my eyes glaze over and let everything pass me by until I crash into a family of four.

ummmmmm Tiny Engines, Mannequin Pussy? Mayhaps?

bwuh ;-; (I think that’s all I’m adding to this Rn I’ll def edit it later though)

mwah~! (Omg you made it to the end I love you!)

[lillihammerdown]

My fuckass knights read some toxic Yuri bullshit and now they all surrendered because they want to get like. Captured and tortured and whatever. Girl we have a sex dungeon in the city you don't need to leave my precious bridges UNDEFENDED!!!!!!!!

[hail-the-villainess]

Have... have you not been sexually torturing your knights yourself? No ordering them to service you, no flirting or molesting, not even sexual tension?? You haven't been a tsundere OR a yandere towards them??? If you really don't want to fuck them (weirdo) you've at least been rubbing it in their faces how unattainable you are right???? You haven't just been ignoring the inherent eroticism of loyalty, have you?????

IDK sounds like this is on you for neglecting your duties as a princess :/ If you can't even provide your knights with adequate toxic yuri, then frankly you deserve to be conquered and made a vassal to a stronger and more responsible princess, ahahahaha!

[bwaowzers]

waow :> (Chasing that stomach twist feeling when something is gay in a REALLY good way but it’s so hard to get cause it requires so many things to line up. Wish I could feel it irl instead of from media…)

[bwaowzers]

waow :> (That one “She’s a she’s a lady and I am just a man” song except it gets increasingly obvious throughout the song that he she is not just a man.)

[bwaowzers]

waow o.o (Holy fuck I am feeling BAD, like bad bad, like scratch off my skin and set myself on fire bad. But like, I wasn’t able to feel bad like this before, I wasn’t able to be depressed, so in a beautiful fucked up way my pain is progress and that just makes me want to cry more. Yet the tears won’t come, because no matter how sad I feel it is only fleeting, then I feel worse in a completely different way for the reminder of my inability to be sad.)

bwuh :/ (I should stop vent posting I’m gonna disappear now)

[bwaowzers]

My insides feel like static on a tv screen, buzzing, pulsing as the line comes down to redraw my image just a tad to the side. Just a minute deformity that has me on the ground shaking. I claw and scratch and peel at my skin to get them out, but there’s never anything there. Just more flesh, and more flesh, and more flesh, and more flesh, and more flesh. Why am I so alone when I am surrounded with people? I look at them but they don’t look back. I cry out, scrambling for any tiny fraction, even a modicum of their attention, but there is nothing to be given. For I am a stranger to myself and others no matter how long or hard I beg and scream into their void.

felt cute might delete this

[bwaowzers]

bwuh :< (Responding to bots is the most misunderstood I’ve ever felt…)

[bwaowzers]

waow… (Okay but do I post nudes on this silly acc is the real question…)

[maidthings]

awow. awow. awow. bup bup bup bup bup

[49mp]

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[bwaowzers]

awaow. awaow. awaow.

bwuh bwuh bwuh bwuh bwuh

[bwaowzers]

bwuh >:/ (This freak bitch partner of mine, I went to give them a tiny lil kiss on their big ass forehead and they latch on to me and start singing as loud as they can “Am I a Man or am I a Muppet” like I can only take so much psychic damage before I actually fucking murder you please chill NOW.)

[bwaowzers]

waow o.o (bug in my juice knocked me out of a psychotic break, thanks bug in my juice. Sorry you had to die for it but I’ll remember you and the impact you’ve had on my life, o7 bug in my juice🫡)

[bwaowzers]

waow :> (All I have to do now to stop thinking bad things is think “bug in my juice,” this is my new god, this is my new religion, I will pray to bug in my juice daily now.)

[bwaowzers]

waow :> (the more time I spend on tumblr the more I feel like a self isolated depressed girl failure who shouldn’t interact with people ever because I’ll fuck it all up, but I’m so confident and a social butterfly and I don’t even feel most negative emotions usually so why am I suddenly like this?)

waow? :/ (like why am I suddenly unable to read social cues and I can’t think of anything to say? It couldn’t be that I never actually recovered from the pandemic then isolated myself with my partner for three years could it?)

waow ;-; (I need to go outside, I need to make plans with people, I need to talk to strangers, I need to be awkward and weird and fucked up and love myself about it because that’s what I deserve and that’s what everyone deserves.)

waow :) (There’s so many things going on, so much bad, the world is burning, but also my bed is comfy and my partner is warm and it doesn’t even matter that my tummy hurts and I’m spiraling because I’m hot asf and that’s all that matters!)

[toritea]

i wish a woman would flirt with me 🫪☹️

[bwaowzers]

waow ‘,:> (Uh um hey there pretty lady I uh well um ah well- FUCK)

[bwaowzers]

waow :> (If I follow you and you follow me and then you never interact at all ever and ignore my asks we’re not moots we’re some secret evil third thing…… Cuck.)

[bwaowzers]

waow :> (The second happiest day of my life will be the day I marry my partner, the first happiest day will always be the day I met them, and the third will continue to be the day I found a sealed copy of Solitaire & Majong for the Wii)

[bwaowzers]

bwuh :/ (Will tumblr stop edging me by showing me a notification that doesn’t exist as soon as soon as I look down at the notifications tab, I saw that, you can’t gaslight me, IM NOT CRAZY I SAW IT IT WAS THERE)

[tboy-trash]

tumblr users really have the gall to send you some google doc about a woman you don't even know and going "what?! you won't publicly shun her with me?! you don't trust me, an internet stranger meticulously documenting everything this woman who in all likelihood you'll never meet in your life does??"

[tboy-trash]

of course as mentioned in previous posts and reblogs it doesn't even matter if she did do all that bc what the fuck do you want me to do about it? make sure she's socially isolated for life? but the audacity of just linking you the doc and expecting you to automatically agree because everyone loves to hunt down a trans woman is also perplexing. you're not my fucking friend! i'm not gonna put your glorified gossip above her life!

[tboy-trash]

this whole thing is obviously 99.9999999999999999999% transmisogyny but that one little bit of, idk, almost over-familiarity? when some dickhead tries to recruit you into a harassment campaign drives me up the wall as well, i can't help it. in how many languages does one need to say "i don't even know you, why the fuck are you talking to me about some woman i also do not know" for these people to stop sending their shitty little links??

[bwaowzers]

bwuh :< (I was gonna reblog this bein like “okay but what if I dm you randomly to info dump and show you my 80 pages of research paper and notes on Acorn Weevils specifically? Is that being over-familiar?” But I lost the doc… I think it was attached to my old school account and got deleted when I graduated, I’m sobbing right now this is genuinely a fucking travesty… The transphobia too but like,, my fucking notes man…)