#bweeheehee

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This man needs to change the thumbnail for this video

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"Excuse me. I'm sorry to bother you but my daughter and I are looking for Hot Topic and, well, you're wearing blue lipstick so I thought you might know where it is?" "... Yes, actually. 😂"

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Sister *seeing if nephew has spacial awareness*: How do you get to pop-pops from here? (down the street)

Nephew: In the truck!

Sister: ... ... ...

Nephew: I am so smart

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CLO a k BR AMD

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the joys of being my writing partner

We are in the process of writing the next part of Antorus Advance Party, which involves the portal keeper. I slap a name on there that could very well be the official one because we are both idiots: “Needs More Hasabel.”

The only word I’ve written for the actual segment is “Zoop!”

@shedwyn sent me this about five minutes later:

“zoopzoopzoop! Also I hate you”

(I’m pretty sure this means we’re keeping the title.)

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copperbadge replied to your post “So my pants are wrinkled and my mum is squishing them flat under the...”

Oh my god I read that as "my parents are wrinkled" and I was like dude, that just happens, people age...

I’M FCUKING-

I’M HOWLING. MY MUM IS HOWLING. IT’S VERY LOUD AND I LOVE YOU. XD

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Gii: I have zero tolerance for things that are out for my blood. See also: mosquitoes, ticks, horseflies, murderers ... Vampires? Yeah, fuck vampires, man Werewolves rule, vampires drool!

Giishu at 2am

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Just Canadian Things

@copperbadge: Ah shit, I'm out of maple syrup. I'm trying to use up my food and not buy new staples since I don't know when I'll be moving

Me: sam I am judging you

CB: Woman I just killed a liter of maple syrup don't you judge me

Me: but you're *out* of maple syrup