#stocks

[william-snekspeare]

well thanks for giving it to me straight, neopets

[submityoursoles]

Straight soldier captured for his perfect smelly feet

[theonion]

Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re calling for millions of bozos to be infused into the crypto market to stave off collapse and assure investors their money is safe,” said Circle CEO Jeremy Allaire, who along with other industry leaders stressed that a significant investment of chumps was urgently needed to lend confidence to exchanges of top currencies such as Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Tether.

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[ashleequill]

Mia Hope's turn 😈

[xyliaxart]

oh I colored this btw

[shefightsforall]

In terms of market capitalization, U.S. stocks lost approximately $2.7 trillion, marking the largest single-day decline since March 2020. This is a direct result of Trump's tariffs.

To put it in perspective, if you stacked $100 bills to reach $2 trillion, the pile would be about 1,358 miles high—that’s nearly five times the distance from New York to Chicago. That's how much money was lost.

One thing nobody is talking about is how all these people are going to get by. No money will be coming in due to him screwing everything up. The crime rate will explode! There will be crime "like nobody has seen before"

People are concerned, and rightfully so. I've seen some folks excusing this or even applauding it. They will learn.

[tickleharmony]

Tickle fight with Ditria Rose and Thing.