1st August- Protection (Broh Week) Early...Again.
As much as I wanted to do something totally random involving Bolin the Blow up Doll and Iroh the whatever, I’m being serious. Also, it’s okay if I do Rumors AU, right? ———- Iroh was in trouble. Not just any old “Oh yeah, Pirates, I’ll be fine” trouble, but actual, “Oh, Agni, Spirits with giant swords, I’m screwed, I’m going to die” trouble. He turned his face away, anticipating the fatal blow of the sword soon to follow. He took a deep breath, then another, then… another? What was happening? Why wasn’t he dead? “Sir? are you okay Captai-General?” Iroh turned his face back and stared straight into green eyes. They were really rather pretty. ———- Iroh was in trouble. Not just any old “Oh yeah, Pirates, I’ll be fine” trouble, but actual, “Oh, Agni, I’m screwed, I’m going to die” trouble. Mako was actually going to murder him. He’d given Iroh and Bolin two minutes to get dressed and then they were supposed to have a serious talk. Iroh was taking that as code for I’m going to hang you with your own entrails, you paedophile. Bolin was bright red, and Iroh couldn’t meet his eyes. Iroh swallowed heavily. Only his own saliva, thanks to Mako. “Don’t worry Bo’. I’ll save you from the Dragon” He muttered and Bolin smiled slightly.
He stepped into the kitchen and faced the wrath of the Dragon. Just for Bolin. ———— Iroh was in trouble. Not just any old “Oh yeah, Pirates, I’ll be fine” trouble, but actual, “Oh, Agni, I’m screwed, I’m going to die”. He was old, he knew that, but really, fifty wasn’t THAT old. But apparently it was when you weren’t as quick as you were at forty, and your sword arm was damaged in the fight. He turned his face away, anticipating the fatal blow of the sword soon to follow. He took a deep breath, then another, then… another? What was happening? Why wasn’t he dead? He turned his face back to see a boulder in the place of the pirate. He looked up into familiar emerald eyes. Of course he was safe. Bolin wouldn’t let him die. “Come on ‘Roh. Lets go home.” Okay I missed the target here, right? Okay. whats next? Devotion? Hur Hur Hur. Yes. Good.