#bwuaha

[ryusxnka-moved]

YOU READING THIS. YES, YOU, GUESS WHAT? YOU’RE A BIG NERD!! SORRY IF YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE A FEELSY POST.  C<

[mintygravitii]

merry new year -my drunk parents

[mintygravitii]

i just dreamed that in concert they sing white winter hymnal but they ask fans in the audience that know each members clapping to come up on stage and they make us do the clapping while they sing

[ren-seragaki]

My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today

You have a beaver? How quaint. However, in order to be a good owner you must ensure you supply the chosen pet with everything it needs. If you need wood, may I suggest you try taking an axe to the forest? 

[iamkhrys-blog-blog]

TAEYANG ╪ T.O.P. However, T.O.P. < G-Dragon

[imnotokbczaynmalik-blog]

One Direction has turned me into a 10-year-old white girl.

Oh well, if that's the case, then so be it. I just shed off about 8 years or so, no big deal. Right? Never was a problem, never will be. Because I'm sure there's no cure for this One Direction Infection. 

[fyeahheatherjh]

Me and Kelly deciding who is taking mama to the store -

Kelly: Don't you want some fresh air?

Me: No, I need to shower!

Kelly: The water will be working when you get back.

Me: I need to do it now! Plus I'm in my pajama's!

Kelly: Well that's nothing new!

Me: You're already dressed! And you've already got shoes on!

Kelly: That's what flip-flops are for!

Me: I'M BLEEDING FROM MY VAGINA.

Kelly: I got a bump on my ass that's bleeding...