#bxstardorphan

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bxstardorphan

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"You know what they call it when I eat ham?...

“That was egg-cellent.” god fucking-

“Meat puns are a medium rarely well done. You have a talent.” Martha, cease this...

[theirlastregret]

@bxstardorphan said: You’re like me, I’m never satisfied

“Is that right?”

[dracopuppetstrings-blog]

*throws Alex at her* (HEY U SAID TOO DO IT)

Squint. “Who the hell are you, human? And give me one reason not to take your soul.” 

[lost-not-forgottcn]

☎

NAME: Best Bro Ever

RINGTONE: We Are The Champions

PICTURE: A picture of Alex doing a handstand

LAST TEXT RECEIVED: SARAH ILY

LAST TEXT SENT: YES I DID NOW OPEN THE DOOR.

[americanfrancophile-blog]

THE UNHOLY TRINITY IS BACK

@bxstardorphan Alexandick!

@cliickboom SantaBurr!

@americanfrancophile and Jefferpurr!

[cliickboom-blog]

@bxstardorphan // IT’S TIME TO GET H O M O

┇☆┇― ( Alexander had been distracting him quite a bit lately.  The other man often came to work in Burr’s office rather than his own, and... well, being Alexander, he was rather disruptive of the usual silence.  This time it was over the fact that he’d run out of ink.  Exasperated, Aaron stepped over and placed his own inkwell on the guest desk.  “You know, Alexander...”

            ― ( “If I didn’t know better, I’d have said you’re actively trying to get my attention.”

[lostmemoriies-a]

bxstardorphan replied to your photo

PIPPY I LOVE U PIPPY ILU A LOT PIPPY YOURE AMAZING AND GORGEOUS PIPPY T E AM O

HI I LOV U TOO!!!!!!

[theirlastregret]

I follow u because I??? Love and appreciate u a lot??? And cause harry is hot but mostly cause ilu mak????

Send me an “I follow you because:”

*LOTS OF HUGS AND SMOOCHES FOR THE PRECIOUS BABE*