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@virginiandelicate-blog
HERE COMES THE GENERAL!
it’s currently approaching 4 AM. What do you do? ► go to sleep? ► stare into the void and wonder where it went wrong? or ► finish up the touches of a brand-new George Washington blog based off of Hamilton, a musical you knew you shouldn’t’ve (butcha did anyway) get into because therein lies madness.
Welcome to the Washington Administration. Here’s where we make our stand, folks. Reblog/like for interaction!!
bxstardorphan:
“Some of these puns are ham handed but I love them.”
“Whoever wins this little pun tiff, let’s promise that there will be no beef between us.”
bxstardorphan:
virginiandelicate:
bxstardorphan:
“Oh cmon, theyre hamtastic.”
“It would be a mis-steak to stop at this point.”
“Lets not be chickens then.”
“I’m not sure I can come up with anymore meat puns! I might end up butchering it!”
bxstardorphan:
“Oh cmon, theyre hamtastic.”
“It would be a mis-steak to stop at this point.”
bxstardorphan:
“These puns are rib-iculous.” god.
“I don’t think they are the wurst I’ve heard in a long time.”
bxstardorphan
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"You know what they call it when I eat ham?...
“That was egg-cellent.” god fucking-
“Meat puns are a medium rarely well done. You have a talent.” Martha, cease this...
"You know what they call it when I eat ham? Ham-nibalism." damnit Alexander why.
“I find puns of this nature to be pretty cold cut.”
Martha don’t feed into this...
totanimarum:
@virginiandelicate ♥
“ mother, why are we here? what is the occasion for a new dress? “
“Need I have one? If I want to buy my daughter a dress, I shall. But for the sake of full disclosure, your father’s arrival home in a fortnight does give inspiration for this shopping trip. We want to show him what he’s missed since he’s been away.”
mxnticello:
— ❝ I’m ready, Martha. Tell me. ❞ He squeezed the soft hands in his own and looked at her, concern flashing across his face. He knew Martha had a mild illness, but he hoped to God it hadn’t gotten worse, or that the doctor diagnosed her with something else, something worse. They were trying for a baby - he didn’t want to have to see his Martha going through anything that was worse than what she already had. ❝ Please. ❞
“It’s going to be a long road. We’re going to be seeing a lot of Doctor Bramble over the next year, and we’re going to have to keep a very close eye on me,” she remarked to start with, preferring to get the negative news out of the way first. “But... all those head aches and nausea spells... Thomas,” Martha began, chewing on her lip before pressing her lips to his knuckles. “I’m pregnant.” The news was dropped with another kiss on his hand--- Dark eyes locked with his, hoping to see excitement from his expression and not the anxiety that she was feeling in her own gut,
@mxnticello
Martha moved silently to sit beside him, taking his hands gently into her own. She was sure if the action was taken for his support or her own. Fingers interlocked so preciously, the woman took a deep breath to steady her nerves. “So I went and saw Doctor Bramble today, and we’ve gotten some news. It’s big, big news, and I wanted to make sure you were ready for it.”Yes, they had been trying for a while now, but that didn’t mean the delivery of such an announcement still wouldn’t come as a shock. The last thing she wanted was for Thomas to faint on her.
MAKE MY CHARACTER FEEL LOVED.
all of this ANGST lately – while nice – it’s getting a bit OLD. I want your character to try their best and make mine feel super loved. give them ALL you’ve got. make them blush like crazy and CRY because they’ve never heard such beautiful things before. do it. I dare you.
@fidcle
“Stop pacing and sit with me? You make me nervous, Thomas!”
txint:
— ❝ Violet. ❞ Tate almost spat the word out, as if the very syllables burnt his tongue. He averted his gaze, jaw clenching as a desperate attempt to pull himself together. ❝ Her name’s Violet. She is – was my girlfriend. ❞
“Violet is a pretty name,” Martha whispered, moving back close to his side to run a hand along his back. As motherly as she was- and as little support as she knew Tate had in his mom, she couldn’t just leave this be. “Do you wanna talk about it, honey?”
cruorbellum
“It’s not too far. I wouldn’t want to take anything from you at all, that would feel rude, miss.”
“It’s hardly rude if it was offered. It’s a cool night. The whiskey would keep you warm.”
cruorbellum:
“I’m not hurt at all, ma’am, but I do appreciate the concern. I’m just… passing through.”
“And do you have very far to go? I can provide whiskey for your journey if need be.”
@cruorbellum
“I’ll admit I don’t get too many soldiers on their lonesome out this way... Are you hurt?”
