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[sookashira]

I’m sorry but... Levi is immortal.

[babyunwin]

‘ i wanna do a paternity test ’ ‘ there’d be more guys on stage than in the audience ’

[fastreflexesa]

my movement … is so slow … that it’s imperceptible.

[spaceraiseda]

me: smiling at my phone bc shitposting

colleagues: ohhh who's the lucky guy?

me: haha wouldn't you like to know

[sakaarsmaster]

@mystarsforanempire has attempted to assassinate the Grandmaster numerous times, but has yet to succeed.