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@mrjak5d-1 ayyyyyyyeeeeee welcome to the shit show you're the 2k special memorial member my friend!
You win this amazing meme:
(I never said it wouldn't be atrocious did I) lolololololol
Happy Candlenights season, shoppers!
Have you decided what you’re getting your fellow guild-mates, enemies, friends or family? Fret not, if you haven’t, or even if you have, Fantasy Costco is filled with all sorts of different treasures. We’re bound to have a present for that special someone! We just received shipments of the seasons hottest items, such as “Icebox Pockets” and the “Snowglobe of Doom”, make sure you pick them up while supplies last. And, happy holidays to all!
Rose Tinted Glasses
A pair of large circular lenses, tinted light pink. Enchanted with the spell True Sight, these glasses allow the user to see in all forms of darkness, perceive the invisible and into the ethereal plane, and much more! However, this enchantment comes at a cost. Any enemy viewed through the lenses is automatically perceived as friendly. Furthermore, on each turn the user must perform a DC 15 constitution saving throw. If failed they’re is dealt 1d4 necrotic damage and are stunned for the turn.
Recommended Retail Value: 400 GP
Due to the sudden onset of extreme weather, Fantasy Costco will be closed for the next few days. We apologize for this inconvenience and hope that you have a nice remainder of your weekend! Visit us again!
“Sir Cunningham's Guide for Young Adventurers “
A large book containing chapters, pictures and informational diagrams on how to survive in the Great Outdoors. Contains information like “How to not poke the Dragon and have it TPK the party”, “50 ways to open a door, rather than just picking the lock”, as well as a chapter preview of his next hit book, “Why Context Clues Are For Chumps, and How to Avoid Listening to Them!”
The user, while in possession of this item, gains an additional +2 on all survival checks.
Suggested Retail Price: 100 GP Sale Price: 10% off -- 90 GP
Sunrise Staff
A long staff made from the stem of a full grown sunflower, with 12 petals remaining on the head. The staff grants the user to advance time by one hour per petal, up to a total of 12 hours. Each hour used removes a petal, until all 12 petals have fallen, in which the it becomes a normal wooden staff.
Suggested Retail Price: 800 GP
Truth Bomb
Small dirt or clay spheres that seem to just be ordinary, yet extremely round, clumps of dirt. However, when smashed on the ground, they cast the spell Zone of Truth on the surrounding area. Perfect for any party missing their personal truth-seeking spell-casting detective, or for anyone who just really needs some straight answers.
Sale: 5 for 50 GP**
** While supplies last. Further coupons and deals will not apply.