Fuck it. El is still alive and there's a byclairelmax poly thing going on. Will has a friend he met in an art class named carlton who some people think he's dating because the fact he's dating lucas, who's dating max who's dating el is a secret.
Mike realizes he doesn't like anyone romantically and that's okay. He writes well and him and Will call once a week. He doesnt look like Ted Wheeler and he gets his orange mohawk
Stonathan is endgame and Jonathan is making his cannibalism movie. Robin and Vickie are still dating and Robin doesnt go femme. There's a cute scene in the epilog where they're on a date.
Kali has been semi-willingly roped into helping out with the cannibalism movie special effects with her illusions, and between takes she and Jonathan argue about punk music. Nancy's ending stays mostly the same but its hinted shes dating Kali.
Erica's in high school and is both one of the most invested dnd club members and the most invested member of student government. One day she'll probably go into politics.
Hopper and Murray die in a ditch
At the end everyone goes on a road trip to Niagra falls