#the bible

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 13

L Lawliet (Death Note)

Jesus of Nazareth (The Bible)

Voting ended onJun 15

L fanart is by @sybbatra on instagram

Jesus art is by @wolfythewitch

[quackysprouts]

jesus sensing you spawn into a crowded space 2000 years in the past with a body full of vaccines: God give me strength

edit: i BEG of some of you to have reading comprehension. i’m not against vaccines, just mean that we are immune to things people back then aren’t even aware exists. your common cold could wreck them

[official--eve]

I'm doing numbers on Tumblr

That number just happens to be 1

[sketchtoons]

Unlikely allies and very questionable decisions. Some multiverse dilemas get out of hand so Blue pull the "besties with the Destroyer" card (The oncoming storm, the bringer of darkness)

[imaginarylands4000]

"When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God"  (NIV)

[charlesoberonn]

Who is most at fault for the fall of man?

Eve

Adam

The Serpent

God

Voting ended onDec 19, 2025

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 22

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100)

Jesus Christ (The Bible)

Voting ended onJun 4

PROPAGANDA:

[Reigen]

"Not me, Sans needs this guy preggo, also he needs that child support to sustain the business mhehehdhehejjehehr."

Reigen propaganda from last season

[Jesus]

"So that he will understand women’s pain and stop periods and make pregnancy hurt way less. JESUS CHRIST NEED HIM PREGNANT POLL FOR WOMENS RIGHTS 2026!"

"He'd do it for us."