#bye jerry

[dimonds456]

Jerry Takes the Phantom Express (based on this)

*Jerry takes a seat on the train*

Specter: Hiii~! Welcome aboard the Phantom Express, where our motto is, “We hope you make it”!

Jerry: ’Scuse me--

Specter: On this two-hour ride, kick back and relax ’cause our conductor just came back from his two-year-long suspension!!

Jerry: Suspension...?

Specter: ... But no worries! Calm down. He just graduated engineering community college!!!

Jerry: COMMUNITY!?!?

*bing-bong~*

T-Bone, over PA: Hi everyone, it’s me, your conductor for the evening. My name is Torein Rekku, which is Japanese for Train Wreck. We will be heading off just as soon as I find this--

*RAILROAD WRATH INTENSIFIES*

Jerry: AAH--!!!!!!!!!!

T-Bone: OH I’m so sorry I’m so sorry that’s my playlist it’s my birthday next week I’m sorry-

Jerry: ... Get me off this train.

Specter: No.

Jerry: ... GET ME OFF-

Specter: Aaalright, any questions~?

Jerry: Kid?

Specter: Yeah?

Jerry: Why am I the only one on this train...?

Specter: That’s a great question, Sir!

Jerry: ... Why am I the only--

*Specter leaves*

...

*RAILROAD WRATH INTENSIFIES*

GFHDJKASGF CANON

[alohaspaceman]

Last three seasons headers

[creepwonder]

Jelena: That isn’t fair, Jerry. You know I care for you! (listens) I told you in the beginning that I wasn’t comfortable with commitment. (frowns) Well then that’s your fault, isn’t it? (sighs) Yeah, I guess that makes sense. No, it’s alright. I understand. But- (listens sadly) Ok. Good-bye, Jerry. 

[samuel-am-i]

theres lion rick. theres my boi.

[hyrules-warrior]

Joel ain’t playing around

[lumity-supremacy]

There was a turtle in my backyard a few minutes ago. I named it Jerry. Then my brother picked it up and carried it out to the pond since there was a fence in the way. I’ve never seen a turtle move faster than when that one moved to the water when my brother put it back down.

[freedricksanchez]

I just woke up and found this blog you guys got me ROLLIN. I hope yall are havin a good day (even jerry, but just this once ( ;)

Jerry doesn’t deserve to have a good day, but thanks. There’s more meme fuckery coming.

- mod Rickest Rick

[whatshouldboxofficecallme]

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