Jerry Takes the Phantom Express (based on this)
*Jerry takes a seat on the train*
Specter: Hiii~! Welcome aboard the Phantom Express, where our motto is, “We hope you make it”!
Specter: On this two-hour ride, kick back and relax ’cause our conductor just came back from his two-year-long suspension!!
Specter: ... But no worries! Calm down. He just graduated engineering community college!!!
T-Bone, over PA: Hi everyone, it’s me, your conductor for the evening. My name is Torein Rekku, which is Japanese for Train Wreck. We will be heading off just as soon as I find this--
*RAILROAD WRATH INTENSIFIES*
T-Bone: OH I’m so sorry I’m so sorry that’s my playlist it’s my birthday next week I’m sorry-
Jerry: ... Get me off this train.
Specter: Aaalright, any questions~?
Jerry: Why am I the only one on this train...?
Specter: That’s a great question, Sir!
Jerry: ... Why am I the only--
*RAILROAD WRATH INTENSIFIES*