#bye kelly

[jayandmishandcasanddean]

[themuzack]

[dayvo]

This is gold.

[darlingsmilesweety-blog]

So idk if Kelly follows me on here but she should

Because she always says that neither of us remember how we met but fUCKER I DO. In sixth mothafuckin grade, we had art class with Ms. McClain for sixth mothafuckin period and the class consisted of Kelly, Hershey, Ashly, Oscar, Justin, Isaac, and myself but i don't remember the rest of the bitches in that class all I remember is that we had to draw an elf YOU FUCKIN REMEMBER HOW ELVES SHOW UP ON PAPER? YOU DRAW THEM HOE ASSES. well I don't remember whose elf it was BUT the teacher came over to our table and was like "not all skin is paper white you gotta do some shading and shit to make it look more realistic and stuff" SO THIS HOE GRABBED A FUCKIN PENCIL AND STARTS SHADING THIS FUCKIN ELF'S FACE AND SHE RUBBED THE SHADING WITH EXTRA PAPER AND IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS BLACK. SO KELLY, WE HAVE AN INSIDE JOKE ABOUT A MAGICAL RACE-CHANGING ELF THAT YOU DON'T REMEMBER

[courtnation]

Kelly Price knew it was too fucking cold to be running around bubblefuck Cincinnati looking for a dude that don't exist. She knew.

[bhoog]

I AM GOING TO GO TO BED AND DO THE DISHES.

I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR ALL THE KELLY, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO BECAUSE KELLY IS FABULOUS AND I THINK THAT WAS SOME GOOD QUALITY BLOGGING TIME.

SEE Y'ALL TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL.